EXCRUCIATING
I WAS OVERSEEING THE INSTALLATION OF MY NEW REFRIGERATOR WHEN... SOMETHING HAPPENED.
A BARON OF HELL ->SNUCK<- ->SNUCK<- ->SNUCK<- UP BEHIND ME (DON’T ASK HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE) AND ADMINISTERED SOME SORT OF VULCAN TORTURE MANEUVER - THE MEAT OF MY BACK WAS GRABBED QUICKLY AND PULLED, IT WAS - SUCH THAT A “POPPING” SOUND WAS HEARD, FOLLOWED OF COURSE BY A ROAR AND A SLURRY OF ROCKETS AS I FELL TO MY KNEES.
THE PAIN WAS EXCRUCIATING.
P.S. NO, I DID NOT HAVE A “KITCHENETTE” INSTALLED. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS RUMOR WAS STARTED. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A KITCHENETTE IS... IT DOESN'T SOUND VERY MENACING, SO I ASSUME I SHOULD BE OFFENDED AT THE SUGGESTION THAT I HAD ONE INSTALLED.
A BARON OF HELL ->SNUCK<- ->SNUCK<- ->SNUCK<- UP BEHIND ME (DON’T ASK HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE) AND ADMINISTERED SOME SORT OF VULCAN TORTURE MANEUVER - THE MEAT OF MY BACK WAS GRABBED QUICKLY AND PULLED, IT WAS - SUCH THAT A “POPPING” SOUND WAS HEARD, FOLLOWED OF COURSE BY A ROAR AND A SLURRY OF ROCKETS AS I FELL TO MY KNEES.
THE PAIN WAS EXCRUCIATING.
P.S. NO, I DID NOT HAVE A “KITCHENETTE” INSTALLED. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS RUMOR WAS STARTED. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A KITCHENETTE IS... IT DOESN'T SOUND VERY MENACING, SO I ASSUME I SHOULD BE OFFENDED AT THE SUGGESTION THAT I HAD ONE INSTALLED.