PIPE DREAM
TODAY I WAS BATTLING SOME HUMANS WHEN SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPENED. I KNOW I PASTE HUMANS ALL THE TIME (OTHER THAN OUR HERO OF COURSE), BUT THIS TIME SOMETHING JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT. LONG STORY SHORT: I STARTED CRYING AND ENDED UP HAVING A LONG DISCUSSION WITH THE REMAINING HUMANS. I CONFESSED THAT I DON'T REALLY HATE THEM - I'M REALLY JUST MAD AT MYSELF. I BLAME THEM FOR THWARTING MY PLOTS TO ENSLAVE THE WORLD WHEN THE ONLY THING HOLDING ME BACK IS MY INABILITY TO PASTE OUR HERO AND DESTROY THE MOON. IS MY WHOLE PLOT A PIPE DREAM? I DON'T KNOW. BUT ONE THING WAS CERTAIN, I COULDN'T HAVE HAD THOSE HUMANS RUNNING AROUND TELLING THE IMPS I HAD GONE SOFT - I PASTED THEM.