Apr 10, 2003 16:26
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first paste the chosen one (our hero). This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.