Jason's home this week!

Mar 07, 2006 18:48

It's hard to be the smartest person in the room.

Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I'm drunk now, so if there are typos, I just didn't catch them. Actually, I mistyped the last sentence and fixed it, so I might need another drink before I make the decision to call it a night. My homework is done.

I'm going to miami for spring break, that's gonna be sweeeeeeeeet. Funny story: I just deleted the t and typed a bunch of other 'e's so that it wouldn't look like a typo. ::end story with laughter:: Plus! I turned 21 on feb 23rd, so I'm drinking right now! My favourite drink is the Vodka Windex, and here is the recipe:

1 part Blue Curacao
1 part Triple Sec
2 parts Bacardi Vodka

yeah, I know it could be one half part blue curacao, but if you thought that, you're a fucking sissy. Note to Sissies: No offense, but the drink is cheap and a fast trip to drunk town. Try it and I'll stop calling you a sissy.

So, drug free's the way to be, yessiree. I work for the Saratoga County District Attourney's office now and I refuse to get caught up in anything illegal anymore. Even really cool drugs. So I told all my friends and now nobody wants to hang out with me. That's really sad, but I've been going to shows to see that band Scag Rotter whenever I can. They're kind of a big deal. Really hardcore drunk punk shit. I can't dance and I don't give a fuck because I can drink and I can keep shit real. Bitches! On top of that, my friends that stayed local kick ass and my new friends at siena (there's only like, three of them that are new, but new friends are silver and old friends are gold) are pretty cool too, although, like I said to start off the rant, it's tough to be the smartest person in the room.
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