Jan 10, 2005 15:58
>>Ahhahahaa!! Today was great. Like always, what i predict actually happens. I knew the little girl was gonna be late, sorry i dont know why i know this information but Samantha sort of asked me to check so i did and i was right. And then i said the little girl would get her best friend as a driving partner, and I would dbe last to drive. Gee thats a loooooong way for me to drive since ive never really driven before. My mom said it was and then she was like "alright we'll have to drive". See what it takes for people to actually help me out?! And we probably wont even drive anyways.
>>In Geometry Mrs. waddell noticed that the little girl cut her hair and then she said "you know who you look like...?" and then there was a long pause. So i jumped at the chance and i said "Snow White!!!" cuz its true!
READ THIS NEXT PART, I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUSE!!! IT WAS MY HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY!
>>haha Biology was sooo funné! We were split up into groups to do this small experiment. I was put in a group with all guys, it was Chris, Colby, Trey, and some other guy that resembled a mouse (im going to hell for that). Uhm We had to think of a way to separate two liquids and see if the "cell membrane" was permeable to either of those liquids, Using a beaker, a rubber band, and the two liquids. Well if your smart then you could come up with a way to test that, but if your not then just ask me. Anyways I had to write down the steps to preform cuz they were completely silent, then they went and got the supplies. After they got back we had to create these 4 statements and we were all looking at eachother and trey leans over and whispers "This is the part where you come in" even thought i wrote the steps and drew the diagram. But i did it anyways. After we finished writing they got off topic like usuall and thats when it was REALLY funny. Colby (has got a HUGE UNIBROW!! but thats not my story) and Chris were all like "we're leaving this group" so this one guy was like "fine! go, get out of here!" and they were like "no noh we want back in" so the guy says "ok you have to pass a test. Look over at that Mongoose (we have a stuffed mongoose attacking a snake in our biology room) and tell me if it turns you on" it was soo funny, we were suposed to be silent so it was hard to keep my laughter in. When they said no, they guy turns to the back and says "Look at that statue and tell me if it turns you on" and it was a model of the body organs and stuff that happened to be a femal. So i didnt even need to turn around to know what they were talking about and i was laughing soo hard. So Chris looks the guy right in the eyes and says no. Colby looks over at the statue for a seond and says no. The guy was like "ok this pervert actually looked at the statue" it was funny. Then he was like "ok one last test! Does that baby deer in a bottle turn you on?" and obviously there was a dead baby deer preserved in a bottle. It was great. I laughed much. Guys get soo off topic. I hope everyone gets this far down in the entry because i thought it nessisary to tell you this.