i like trying to listen to conversations through doors

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SO today almost on a whim, Samantha and I decided to try out for The Crucible (all girl productions to the max) at school, because A) we heard that not so many people were trying out and B) Mr. Manisero basically infered he would murder us if we left. SO THEN WE DID, but then it came time for us to try out, and we got nervous and stupid, and I wrote down that I was 7"3 on my audition sheet, and that I was Mr. Manisero. So when we actually went into the room together Mr. Manisero told everyone that together our self confidence = 1 and I asked him if we could read aloud from this textbook about the Middle East instead of a scene to which he replied NO and we were handed a scene with John Proctor and Abigail. So bascially we couldn't do it and read the stage directions instead as our audition and I lifted up Samantha's skirt and now we're in The Crucible because not enough people tried out. I hope we're in Abigail's possee. Oh also they told me I might have to be a man. AWESOME. hahahah. We were also informed that it was the funniest audition ever, but also the one that made the least amount of sense, since we spent a large portion of it doing nothing and making up stuff about ourselves. HECK YEAH. was this not the most boring thing you have ever read?
Mr. Mansiero is our best friend.

OH AND ALSO, MY MIDTERMS ARE GOING TO BE DEATH, AND HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT CLASSES I WANT TO TAKE NEXT YEAR BY THE 18TH????