Aug 11, 2005 18:50
My science teacher is fucking NUTS.
Hes teaching a lesson on the board.
He stops, pulls out a HUGE briefcase and opens it.
Inside the briefcase is a tiny pencil eraser.
Says "This is my friend Pinky. When I'm sad I like to take out Pinky and touch it and it makes me feel good."
He smiles at "Pinky" and starts stroking it. Then he puts it away in the HUGE briefcase and starts teaching like nothing happend.
...i bet Pinky is what he calls his penis.