A Poem For Snitsky

Dec 11, 2004 17:27

I actually wrote this on an e-card, but the company never sent it to me. Perhaps their TOS caught it and found it to obscene or perhaps they're just being gits and never bothered sending it.

Anyway, with Snitsky's recent inactivity due most likely to being injured, I wrote a poem for him. It's not up to Heidenreich's standards, but I do hope you all enjoy it.

Since you've been injured,
RAW's gone downhill.
No talent's been injured,
No foeti have been killed.

No jobbers are stretchered
To the the hosptial dock.
Eugene has a title
And Maven can walk.

It's not your fault it happened
But you're working your best,
To come back stronger than ever
And take care of the rest.

So please Gene come back
So that we can see,
Another diva's life ruined
Live on TV!

GET WELL SOON, GENE SNITSKY!

Love,

BBCB
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