OI HARRY, MATE!

[carrotwang]

BLOODY HELL HARRY, MATE. WHERE THE SODDING TOSS ARE YOU?

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[moopylunin]

This does seem awfully familiar.

[carrotwang]

Hello sir! YOU LOOK GOOD!

[moopylunin]

I- do I? Uhhh thank you.

Sorry, have we met?

[carrotwang]

OH YEAH, I FORGOT. Not yet, don't worry about it mate.

[moopylunin]

Wait! What house are you in? I don't recognise you.

[carrotwang]

GRYFFINDOR OF COURSE! Uh. WAIT NO.

EXCHANGE STUDENT. FROM BEAUXBATONS. BONJOUR, MATE.

[moopylunin]

Oh! You speak very good English. It's uncanny in fact.

Uhh je parle un petit peu de francais. Comment t'appelle tu?

[carrotwang]

I. ERm. I work hard on my accent!

UHhh. J'AI DIX ANS!!

[moopylunin]

I can tell. Do you have an English teacher? Um as-tu un Professor ... Anglaise?

Moi, j'ai dix-huit ans. Tu est tres grand pour ton age!

[carrotwang]

My best friend is english, he taught me all the. Stuff. Grammar.

NO NEED TO BE RUDE.

[moopylunin]

I wasn't being rude! Honestly I was just- well look it doesn't matter.

Qu'est-ce que tu a fait dans l'ecole?

[carrotwang]

It's alright mate, you just don't have the natural grasp of the language that a local, like myself, will have.

Que. Um. OUI!

[moopylunin]

Oh sorry, did I say that wrong? I was trying to ask what you're doing at Hogwarts. Will you be here long?

[carrotwang]

OH. WELL. I'm just looking for someone! He's called Harry, have you seen him?

[moopylunin]

Harry? No, I don't think so. Although-

You know, it does sound familiar somehow, but I'm sure I don't know of anyone with that name. What does he look like?

[carrotwang]

He's sort of thin and has black hair and glasses, like that chap James. Only with worse hair.