NOT DEAD YET STOP

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TO WHOMEVER FINDS THIS NOTE

SITUATION VERY DIRE STOP HOGWARTS HAS BECOME COMPLETE WARZONE STOP LILY AND JAMES FIGHTING LIKE CATS AND SIRIUS SWANNING OFF TO DO MANLY THINGS WITH DORCAS MEADOWES STOP PETER ONCE AGAIN MIA AND SUSPECTED OF FRATERNISING WITH THE ENEMY STOP BELIEVE HE MAY BE TEACHING REGULUS BLACK HOW TO PIROUETTE PROPERLY STOP CANNOT COPE WITH SO MUCH MADNESS AND SO LITTLE GROPING STOP PLEASE SEND HELP/CHOCOLATE RATIONS/SANE PEOPLE/LATEST EDITION OF THE READERS DIGEST POST HASTE STOP

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR STOP