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holycousinrapingshit!1!!

Jun 21, 2006 23:43

SNAPE!

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thetrousersnake June 21 2006, 23:01:15 UTC

I KNOW YOUR GAME POTTER. IT'S OVER. OVER DO YOU HEAR ME? I'M GONNA GET YOU. I'M GONNA GET YOU. AND YOUR MUM. AND YOUR LITTLE DOG T-

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A WEREW-? ARGHHH!

ihavebigprongs June 21 2006, 23:08:01 UTC

HOLY MOTHER OF HADEING THERMAL BATMANING UNDERWEAR WOULD YOU STOP FLAILING YOU'RE GOING TO KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE AND I KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIANCE IT'S NOT AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK IT'LL BE-

OW REMUS THAT HURT! WOULD YOU GET. THE. FUCK. BACK. BAD WOLF. BAD WOLF!

moopylunin June 21 2006, 23:12:19 UTC

AAARRRGGHRRRCKRRAARRRGLE!!1!

thetrousersnake June 21 2006, 23:14:33 UTC

NOT THE CLAWS NOT THE CLAWS D:

thetrousersnake June 21 2006, 23:13:01 UTC

WELL EXFUCKINGSCUSEME FOR FLAILING BUT THERE'S A FUCKING GREAT LUPINE BEASTY CURRENTLY TRYING TO - AGH - RIP MY ESOPHAGUS OUT OF MY NECK. I THINK YOU'D PROBABLY BE WRIGGLING A FAIR FUCKING AMOUNT TOO.

AND GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF MY NOSTRILS.

FUCK.

ihavebigprongs June 21 2006, 23:16:36 UTC

UUUUUURGGHHHHHH GAH

FUCKING RUN ALREADY.

SEVERUS FOR THE LOVE OF DUMBLEDORE STOP STARING AND GO BACK TO THE CASTLE.

thetrousersnake June 21 2006, 23:19:20 UTC

BUT. BUT. I - !

ihavebigprongs June 21 2006, 23:19:49 UTC

GO.

thetrousersnake June 21 2006, 23:22:04 UTC

... BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT.

ihavebigprongs June 21 2006, 23:33:04 UTC

I'd've done it for anyon- fuck my back is bleeding.

Holy shit your nose sort of got knoc- are you okay?

thetrousersnake June 21 2006, 23:44:17 UTC

Okay? DO I LOOK BLOODY OKAY TO YOU?

No. I mean yes. Thank you, I'm f- No wait. No. No I'm not fine. You saved me you CUNT. YOU UTTER DICKCHEESE HOW DARE YOU. But thanks. NO! No that's not what I mean.

OH MY GOD IS THAT BLOOD? AM I BLEED- I'M FUCKING BLEEDING. MY NOSE IS A RIVER OF ... OH GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING.

I THINK I'M HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK.

NO. NO DON'T TOUCH ME.

ihavebigprongs June 21 2006, 23:50:12 UTC

Yeah you're face is sort of looking like a Picasso drawing the- here, use my inhaler.

Put your arm around my shoulders .... big breaths that's right. Good ... boy.

...

I think we have to go see Professor Dumbledore.

thetrousersnake June 21 2006, 23:51:48 UTC

I .... di .. n't know you were ... asthma ... tic.

ihavebigprongs June 22 2006, 00:00:02 UTC

Mhmm, not many people do. Hey, well, at least you didn't find out the way Evans did ... though that might've been the nic- snape in evan's jammie- oh my fu

Come on.

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