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[istuffmypants]

RIGHT.

Jamesh seems to've disapearred to...to...do somthing BUT NEVRMIND THJAT NOW. THE SHOW MUST GOON. there are halls to eb decked, seasons to be tis'd, drinks to be drunk (i've already started!!!), so without further ado...

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(haha I'm adoing!)

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LET THE CHRISTMAS FESHTITIVITIES BEGIN.MOONYYYYY HOW DO I MAK ETHE BIGLETTERS STOPP?

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[moopylunin]

I thought I told you not to go near the Firewhisky.

You see that dark and mournful corner? I'll be over there, scorning you.

[vilyofthelalley]

Hello Remus! Can I join you in your corner? We can steal the other bottle- the one that rolled away behind the sofa and drink it slowly. And scorn him, of course.

[moopylunin]

Please do! It'll probably be the only remotely sensible conversation either of us will get all night holiday.

[vilyofthelalley]

Well we can get nice and comfortable! I don't foresee getting any sense out of Sirius any time soon.

This drink is really hidoeus. Well hello, how are you?

[moopylunin]

I've utterly given up on getting sense out of Sirius. James is, on occasion, coherent. I don't think Sirius knows the meaning of the word.

It's foul and probably extremely poisonous, but if I start worrying about that I'll have to start taking responsibility and I don't facy trying to stop this lot whilst they're in full swing. I'd probably lose a limb.

Hello there. I'm ... sober. Considering the state of the rest of the room, that probably says it all! How are you?

[vilyofthelalley]

A tiny bit drunk, I think, but I have to get rid of this drink anyway. You should have some, otherwise you know, you would be wasting the opportunity.

James is totally not coherent. Apart from sometimes. He sent me an owl today. It was coherent. Apart from the bit where he said he wasn't gay.

Drink, drink something, hey?

[moopylunin]

Alright alright, what have you got?

Oh really? What was the Owl about? Not more singing poetry I hope. Mind you if it were I don't suppose you'd be saying it was coherent. You know it's funny. Even having shared a room with James and Sirius for five and a half years I've absolutely no idea what their sexuality is.

[vilyofthelalley]

I have this disgusting thing, and an unopened bottle of Ogdens that I chaffed off Sirius.

Actually it was really sweet. He drew me a picture and gave me an LP, Sibelius, you know? I haven't seen him since though, so it was probably a prank. I'll play the record and it will be him making sex noises.

I don't have a clue what any of your sexualities are. But I have some hopes about them.

[moopylunin]

Ah, we're drinking in high style tonight then.

Wow. That seems worryingly uncharacteristic. If you want me to test the LP first and make sure it's safe then I will, but he'd probably have hidden the noises halfway through knowing him.

Every time I think I know they go and surprise me. It's all very bemusing.

[vilyofthelalley]

Cheeers!

I was a bit shocked to be honest. The picture was beautiful.

And I know what you meam. Everytime you think you know, theres abit of doubt, and you don't know whether to make a move or not. Confusing, frustrating, but in the good way.

[moopylunin]

Cheers!

Wow, who knew our James was an artist? At least he does tortured artist better than he does tortured poet.

Exactly! Hang on. You're pursuing someone then?

[vilyofthelalley]

Thats very true. I'll show you it sometime. Its up in the girls dormitory.

Well, you know. I am, sort of yeah. Someone pretty great. Its all really compliacted.

[moopylunin]

Oh I'd love to see it. You've piqued my curiosity now.

I take it that it isn't James then. Is it somebody I know?

[vilyofthelalley]

Well you can comeup and see anytime you know.

Um mabye.I mean yes yes,well yes you do.I suppose.

I ran out of alcohol. I- where is the bottle? Doyou have it?

[moopylunin]

Thank you, I will do. Perhaps later before the projectile vomiting starts. I don't fancy being around for that.

Ohh you know I think. I think. I think the aclohl juss kicked in. Wowwww.

[vilyofthelalley]

WHoo it comes on quick right?

Are you ok there Remus?