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[istuffmypants]

RIGHT.

Jamesh seems to've disapearred to...to...do somthing BUT NEVRMIND THJAT NOW. THE SHOW MUST GOON. there are halls to eb decked, seasons to be tis'd, drinks to be drunk (i've already started!!!), so without further ado...

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(haha I'm adoing!)

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LET THE CHRISTMAS FESHTITIVITIES BEGIN.MOONYYYYY HOW DO I MAK ETHE BIGLETTERS STOPP?

Comments

[vilyofthelalley]

Sirius would you seriuosly stop shouting!! I'm not sure what you put in this drink by the way, but it tastes absoltuely gross.

I'm not drunk yet. Unlike you. Where did James go anyway? And Remus?

[istuffmypants]

I'M NOT SHOUTING, WOMAN.

AND NOTHING THAT'LL KILL YOU. JUST DRINK IT, THE TASTE GOES AWAY AFTER A BIT.

[vilyofthelalley]

Your enormous writing hurts my eyes Black.

And I am drinking it, I just have to drink it fast otherwise I might vomit!

[istuffmypants]

Fine. Better?

[vilyofthelalley]

Well better in the sense that now it is in proportion to the size of your penis.

[istuffmypants]

At least I HAVE a penis!

[moopylunin]

I'm sure that Lily is quite happy without one.

[istuffmypants]

I very much doubt that, Moony.

Where the bloody Kris Kringling sod did I put that mistletoe?

[moopylunin]

Well then I'm sure she's quite capable of finding one. Er. I think I may be somewhat tipsy.

... You know, Padfoot. I do believe that you've tied it to your belt.

I don't want to know.

[istuffmypants]

HAHA OH RIGHT I FORGOT.

Kiss under the mistletoe, Moony? Eh eh?

[moopylunin]

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Sirius, you do realise we're in a room full of people, yes? I'm not nearly drunk enough.

[moopylunin]

AND I AM NOT GAY, DAMMIT.

[istuffmypants]

But you should be!! It's Christmas! Where's your holiday spirit, Remus?!

[moopylunin]

I should be gay because it's Christmas?

In that case I'll meet you in the dormitory later

STRAIGHT, DAMMIT.

[vilyofthelalley]

I'm really glad you are, you know?

[moopylunin]

You are? Um, well, thank you. I am too. I think.