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I havn't updated in a really long time.
I'm kicking myself about a couple of mistakes i have made.
I have a lot to tell.
But it's 12:33 in the morning, so I'm justgoing to post something from mockthestupid.
My fiance works at Quiznos subs, and he posted the most hilarious story in his LJ. Under the cut for length, and reposted with permission.
Some jerk college student came in and was being a total jackass. He made poor Renee make his sandwich over like, three times because he suddenly wouldn't want a dressing or topping. And he was so damn talkative. And annoying. And yeah. Renee and I ::finally:: finished making it, and his bill came out to be 15 bucks because it was large with double meat and double cheese, etc. So he whips out this novelty wallet that's supposed to shoot out a tiny flame so you can go "What, does it look like I have money to burn?", only it shot out this huge flame right after he said that, singing his eyebrows off and starting a small fire on the top of his head. His scream was hilarious, baha. He fell over going "GUAHHHHHHHHH!" then stood back up and had the most surprised look on his face. He wasn't trying to look surprised, though, he just did because of a lack of eyebrows. He tried to play it off and said, "That didn't have quite the effect I wanted it to, let's try that again." So he opens the wallet again, and gets blasted in the face AGAIN. And keels over screaming and sort of laughing, it was psychotic. Renee and I stood there next to each other just staring with blank expressions at first. Then when he got scorched the second time, her jaw dropped, I guess at his stupidity, and I could only furrow my eyebrows and wonder if what I was seeing was actually happening. I've seen some shit, man, but that... that's stupidity too condensed for even my brain to handle. We just watched as he slammed a 20 on the desk, told us to keep the change, and slung the bag with his sub over his shoulder, trying to look cool or something.
I'm kicking myself about a couple of mistakes i have made.
I have a lot to tell.
But it's 12:33 in the morning, so I'm justgoing to post something from mockthestupid.
My fiance works at Quiznos subs, and he posted the most hilarious story in his LJ. Under the cut for length, and reposted with permission.
Some jerk college student came in and was being a total jackass. He made poor Renee make his sandwich over like, three times because he suddenly wouldn't want a dressing or topping. And he was so damn talkative. And annoying. And yeah. Renee and I ::finally:: finished making it, and his bill came out to be 15 bucks because it was large with double meat and double cheese, etc. So he whips out this novelty wallet that's supposed to shoot out a tiny flame so you can go "What, does it look like I have money to burn?", only it shot out this huge flame right after he said that, singing his eyebrows off and starting a small fire on the top of his head. His scream was hilarious, baha. He fell over going "GUAHHHHHHHHH!" then stood back up and had the most surprised look on his face. He wasn't trying to look surprised, though, he just did because of a lack of eyebrows. He tried to play it off and said, "That didn't have quite the effect I wanted it to, let's try that again." So he opens the wallet again, and gets blasted in the face AGAIN. And keels over screaming and sort of laughing, it was psychotic. Renee and I stood there next to each other just staring with blank expressions at first. Then when he got scorched the second time, her jaw dropped, I guess at his stupidity, and I could only furrow my eyebrows and wonder if what I was seeing was actually happening. I've seen some shit, man, but that... that's stupidity too condensed for even my brain to handle. We just watched as he slammed a 20 on the desk, told us to keep the change, and slung the bag with his sub over his shoulder, trying to look cool or something.