No Santa?

Jun 29, 2006 00:57

So today in calc, my prof told my class that Santa didn't exist. I forget what he was talking about to begin with, but all of a sudden he starts talking about how when children are bad, we tell them that Santa won't come unless they are good. And then most of the time, they start acting good. Well, then he says "but we all know Santa doesn't exist."

I... being my sarcastic self, couldn't just leave it at that. I gasp and say "What do you mean there is no Santa?" And he looks at me like I'm some kind of crazy person. And so for a few minutes all he could say was "no, there is no Santa. Just go ask your parents." So I'm on a mission to prove to him that there is a Santa.

My plan of action:

Tonight: made cookies and leaving them out along with milk (like on Christmas Eve). Then I have a camera hidden in the wall directed at the cookies, waiting for Santa.

If this doesn't work: I'm going to pack myself in a box, and mail me to the North Pole. Then I'll take pictures to bring back.

Wish me luck!

for now, I'm going to bed, to wait for him to come tonight. Although, I would like to go to the north pole.
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