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[sniperkingftw]

[ It happens on this day that Usopp is a man with a plan. Which is, of course, the greatest plan in existence- or at least damn close. And Phase One is a simple three-step process.

Step One: head to the shops for any necessary (and probably a few unnecessary) supplies.
Step Two-A: spend twenty minutes or so grumbling to himself and making notes

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[oda_hates_me]

[Sanji's cocking an eyebrow at the filter, but the plea quickly demands his attention]

And why the hell should I let you two shitheads anywhere near my kitchen in the first place?

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Better safe than sorry, dude. Usopp + Brook + Kitchen = jinxed or something. ]

...so we can bake.

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[oda_hates_me]

Why the sudden interest?

[sorry, but this is his kitchen we're talking about. Plus Sanji never figured Usopp the baking kind, so his question probably sounds more curious than hostile]

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Thinking pause. ]

I think-- I'm not good at that kind of stuff, but it's not like I never notice anything about anyone, around here.

He needs something to do. So this is something to do that's fun and doesn't leave him alone.

[ A guy doesn't need to know all the details to worry, does he? Bad enough Brook was alone in general for the kidnapping bit, let alone the more kept-secret bits. ]

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Makes valiant effort to not be totally emo. ]

Besides. We didn't get around to doing any cooking last time.

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[oda_hates_me]

And that's exactly why my kitchen's still standing.

[But Sanji's thinking; he knows more than Usopp does, and though Brook is doing well ignoring his issues, the guy could use a bit of fun]

... [SIGH] The shit I do for you idiots.

Alright, it's yours for a few hours.

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[sniperkingftw]

Oi- I would have made sure we were careful. [ But still. Not really offended because...well, good intentions or not, he is not a smooth panda. ]

[ SUCCESS. ] Thanks!

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[oda_hates_me]

I'll be in the kitchen getting shit ready. [like hell you will be allowed near his baby without constant supervision]

So go find the skeleton.

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[sniperkingftw]

Right.

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[oda_hates_me]

[True to his word, Sanji is chilling in the kitchen, bowls and spatulas and trays and racks set out for their disposal. The oven has already been preheated, too, so whatever they make can be put in there quickly.

His promise finished, the cook's enjoying one quick cigarette before they come in]

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[skulljokelol]

[ENTERING. As did Usopp. Pft. The last time they talked about Brook cooking, you were less than pleased Sanji so this is still a bit of a surprise]

So what exactly is it that we're making? I take it you have something in mind?

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[oda_hates_me]

[flicks some ash into a tray]

Don't look at me. [eyes Usopp wryly] I'm not the chef today.

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[sniperkingftw]

[ What'd Usopp tell ya, Brook? /wins, except that LOOK. You doubt him, Sanji? WELL. On this question he is actually...certain of the answer. ]

Of course I do! Peanut-butter chocolate chip cookies. [ BS begins: now. ] Captain Usopp's secret family recipe!

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[skulljokelol]

Cookies! Yohohoho! It's been a while since I've had those! [Sanji. Make more cookies. You make like every other dessert]

So what do we do first then, Usopp-san?

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[oda_hates_me]

[don't push your luck, asshole. 8|]

... Secret? [oh, this'll be good]

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[sniperkingftw]

[ W-well who needs Sanji to make them when we're making them right now anyway. << Not to say that Sanji's brackets are intimidating Usopp's. ]

First! Ah, first we get the ingredients out because it's hard to bake with nothing. So you get half and I'll get half, right? [ Hands Brook bottom half of generic cookie recipe list thing that mun is too lazy to google. ]

[ Grinning at you, Sanji, because even if you sense bullshit there can be no ruining of this recipe for him. ] Yes. Secret.