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[sniperkingftw]

[ Sanji is away on a little trip with Nami, Alexei and Noel at the moment. And it turns out that pre-cooked, preserved meals get eaten faster when nobody's around to kick Luffy out of the kitchen, go figure. Therefore the task of cooking has fallen upon the sturdy shoulders of Mama Captain Usopp-sama and his boy companion Brook. Said Usopp has

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[Voice] 1/2 because the mun can't read, apparently.

[mikangirl]

[You destroy Sanji-kun's kitchen and he'll destroy you, Usopp. Nevertheless, the sound of narrowly avoided death gets you a faint snicker over the journal. She is concerned, honest.]

You okay over there?

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

[...wait, did he say...?]

...and what happened to Luffy?

[Voice]

[sniperkingftw]

[ It was the DRAWER'S fault. Pft. You lose points for about five seconds' worth of a grudge for that amusement. Haha, uh. HAITHAR. Nervous laughter. ] I'm fine!

[ Grumpy face: activate, because mama is displeased and of course wasn't at all worried. Oh. And because things have a way of biting them on the ass: ] [ Filtered: 74% ] He's Luffy. Stupid idiot got into a fight.

[Filtered]

[mikangirl]

A bad one?

[Voice]

[sniperkingftw]

[ H-he was supposed to avoid fail today DX ]

Oh, hi Hugo. I'm fine, no problem! Just, ah, cooking.

[Voice]

[sniperkingftw]

I haven't had to for a pretty long time, but Sanji's busy, so...

I'm not as good at it as he is, but I used to have to cook for myself sometimes, so I think between me and Brook we'll figure something out.

[goldenglasses]

[Guys... Sanji asked him to watch OUT for you. Why do you have to make it difficult?] Are you alright? ...and what did Luffy get himself into?

[sniperkingftw]

[ Usopp has always been difficult to look out for as an individual. As a group with roughly 2/3 of its sanity on a trip? Sanji's doing this for payback, obviously. ] I'm fine! Really!

[ You're getting the Nami treatment. ] [ Filtered (as above) ] Just- you know, he's Luffy and Luffy's always done that kind of thing so it's not that that's the problem, it's just that we should be avoiding bad guys and everyone keeps finding them!

[ Because that makes sense. ]

[Filtered - 100% because Vash doesn't want Nami and Sanji to worry!]

[goldenglasses]

Did he get in a fight?

[ Filtered - 100% and now Usopp has learned to improve. ]

[sniperkingftw]

[ Sigh. ] Yeah.

He's fine, though.

[Action]

[one_green_eye]

[Surprise. Ginko is still in your house. Seeing as he slept here hoping no one would really notice. Now he appears without introduction to meddle in your business.]

What is it you're ...trying to do?

[Action] 1/2

[sniperkingftw]

[ STRANGER IN HIS HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK- ]

[Action]

[sniperkingftw]

[ WHAT. JUST. WHAT. GAH. Conniption. ]

Wh-wh-who are you?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR HOUSE?

[Action]

[one_green_eye]

[Ginko starts at that shout, then goes back to smirking and looking over Usopp's shoulder at the recipes]

Nami said I could sleep here. [griiiiin] My name is Ginko.

[Voice... sorta]

[oda_hates_me]

[not a sound comes from Sanji unless you count the silent looming of his from miles, miles away]

[ Voice ]

[sniperkingftw]

[ ...

...

Usopp senses a disturbance in the force. ] Better not be haunted in here.

[ Best conclusion ever. ]

[ Voice ]

[oda_hates_me]

[If Sanji could set his soul on fire and send it there, best believe Usopp would be having a heart attack right about now.

But for now, have a lurking chef just waiting for you to screw up.]