[voice]

[sniperkingftw]

[If someone's looking to hear more than just a voice, they can catch the sounds of a piece of paper being worried over. Folded, unfolded, half-crumpled and smoothed, repeated like clockwork. And maybe, just maybe, the occasional quiet curse. It continues for a minute. When Usopp finally speaks, he sounds conflicted and strained.]These letters. A

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[voice]

[mikangirl]

We're not going. It's a hoax, Usopp.

[And if you're in the apartment, she's coming to find you.]

[sniperkingftw]

Yeah, okay.

[Shouldn't be so hard, he's in Luffy's room. Where he'd been staring in marvel at the previously destroyed wall until said letter came into being in his pocket.]

[mikangirl]

[...oh hello, this is Nami's first encounter with the self-healing walls around here. Though maybe later she can thank the nice Malnosso for dealing with the idiot captain's damage and saving her from committing homicide.]

...did you fix that?

[sniperkingftw]

[As if he COULD. Nice of her to ask, at least. He's been wondering when exactly it happened and how he'd missed it. If Franky were here then at least he could have seen how it was DONE.]

No. Luffy was right, they fix themselves.

[mikangirl]

[fffff what. Nami will just ..stare for a few seconds. Uh. Right. And then:]

Anyway, no. That letter doesn't make any sense.

[sniperkingftw]

I thought...[le sigh]

I knew it didn't.

Would have been nice though, huh?

[mikangirl]

...yeah. It really would have.

We need to talk to Luffy about this, too.

[sniperkingftw]

Definitely.

[gomugomunopwn]

[And Luffy's entering the apartment, looking around looking for you guys. Oh, there you are.]

Oi, I think I found my letter! [Holds up a piece of paper that has some food stains on it. Yeah, it's his letter] I was wondering where it came from. I just used it as a napkin though.

[mikangirl]

Luffy..? What do you think of it?

[sniperkingftw]

[Napkin. Figures.] Did you read it yet?

[gomugomunopwn]

No, what's it about?

[Trying to, ya know, read it despite the food stains]

[mikangirl]

It's an offer to send us home via a ... [oh god, Nami, do NOT use the word 'mystery'] portal in a few days' time. Here. [Handing Luffy her neatly folded and legible copy now.]

[gomugomunopwn]

So they're trying to send everyone home?

[Why would they do that after all this time? Okay gonna be reading Nami's clean version now. He probably won't understand most of it, but he'll get the gist]

[sniperkingftw]

That's what they say they're doing. But we don't really know.

[gomugomunopwn]

[Crushes the paper in his hand. Sowwy Nami. =(]

I don't trust those bastards one bit.