Fourth Wall

[sniperkingftw]

I don't like the look of this.

[ action or voice are go. he's just chilling in the store. ]

Comments

[iamonacow]

[Do you like of a cute, little, fuzzy, blue monster wearing nothing but a bath towel?] Hello there. Look at yourself. Now back to me. Now back at yourself. Now BACK to me. Sadly, you are not a monster.

1/3

[sniperkingftw]

Oi oi, why am I looki-

[sniperkingftw]

[sniperkingftw]

OF COURSE I'M NOT A MONSTER.

[iamonacow]

Oh! No need to shout! For if you listen to Grover you will learn all about the word on like this monster does!

[sniperkingftw]

I know about the word on.

[iamonacow]

Look down! Back up! [A shirt falls from the sky to land on Grover's head.] Huh? Where am I? [Then suddenly a boat appears from underneath him as he shakes the shirt off his head!] Oh! I am on a boat!

[sniperkingftw]

What- how did you do that?!

[iamonacow]

Well! Anything is possible when you know the word on! What's that in your hand? Back to me. I have it. It's a clam with two tickets to that thing you love. [It bites him on the nose.] Ow! On my nose!

[A couple tugs and the clam comes off as he tosses it to the side.]

[sniperkingftw]

[ What the fuck, why was there an clams in his hand to start with? ]

But- just the word on can't make clams show up!

1/3

[iamonacow]

Like I said! Anything is possible when you smell like a monster and know the word on! [Suddenly the boat is gone and replaced with a beach.]

I am on a horse.

[iamonacow]

Moo!

[iamonacow]

Cow.

[sniperkingftw]

...that's a weird-looking cow.