put the needle to the record, and hit me with your stylee
time for a quarterly update from the keyboard of the sniperkat.
so... i told everyone i let a television fly into my lcd right. on my free laptop. i killed a free laptop. but don't worry; it's back in my possession, all fixed, and all good. actually, you should prolly worry, but anything in my possession is in danger so it would be rather exhausting to worry about everything ;x worry worry worries.
speaking of worries, i found two grey hairs today. it was exciting. and yes i pulled them out. they're in the top drawer of my dresser next to my pasta sauce. sick, isn't it.
today, while i was returning and borrowing movies, some dude stopped me to talk to me about a whole shitload of things. he invited me to his church (buddhist) or what not, appraently works with a lot of adolescents/college kiddies, and was like :
"in two years, you're going to be married to an american. a guy who's really interested in you right now, at school. and your first child will be a girl."
now, i can't even point out what is wrong with that prediction. and i think i could say that to all the girls on my floor right now and it could apply to all of us, and it probably does. a girl who is a freshman at college, with 20,000 other people, and hrm, what are the chances that someone out of that collective is interested in her?
haha, so we'll see in two years, kids. no no, we won't be seeing any kids in two years though. oh shit, imagine that. a little aly.
SO YEAH I UPDATED. and i went to the bathroom today, if anyone is curious.
ah, so ends the shortly lived update which oozes of self-importance.
adieu!(@&!(*@&!
so... i told everyone i let a television fly into my lcd right. on my free laptop. i killed a free laptop. but don't worry; it's back in my possession, all fixed, and all good. actually, you should prolly worry, but anything in my possession is in danger so it would be rather exhausting to worry about everything ;x worry worry worries.
speaking of worries, i found two grey hairs today. it was exciting. and yes i pulled them out. they're in the top drawer of my dresser next to my pasta sauce. sick, isn't it.
today, while i was returning and borrowing movies, some dude stopped me to talk to me about a whole shitload of things. he invited me to his church (buddhist) or what not, appraently works with a lot of adolescents/college kiddies, and was like :
"in two years, you're going to be married to an american. a guy who's really interested in you right now, at school. and your first child will be a girl."
now, i can't even point out what is wrong with that prediction. and i think i could say that to all the girls on my floor right now and it could apply to all of us, and it probably does. a girl who is a freshman at college, with 20,000 other people, and hrm, what are the chances that someone out of that collective is interested in her?
haha, so we'll see in two years, kids. no no, we won't be seeing any kids in two years though. oh shit, imagine that. a little aly.
SO YEAH I UPDATED. and i went to the bathroom today, if anyone is curious.
ah, so ends the shortly lived update which oozes of self-importance.
adieu!(@&!(*@&!