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I just had to update.
Today my Optometric Procedures I professor threw eyeballs at us during class.
Yes, eyeballs. Lots and lots of eyeballs.
I was looking at my paper, writing down convergence: c-o-n-v-e... I looked up and saw about 15 eyeballs flying through the air at us. Dr. Newman had this crazy look in his eye (no pun intended), was howling with laughter, and kept hurling eyeballs into the air. Totally random. Completely, totally, uterlly random moment.
Oh, by the way... the eyeballs were actually gum. :) His reasoning for throwing eyeball gum at us: it was a really difficult part of lecture (actually it was completely brutal) and we need a break. I love Dr. Newman (D'ASS- Academic Suport Services). <3
I ended up getting four eyeballs. I ate two then used the others to simulate the different types of strabismus. Actually, I think I lost my eyeballs.
And for all who don't know yet, I've been running around pretending I am already a doctor. I already know a couple of things, but the most important one is:
Question: What do you do if an eyeball pops out?
Answer: Put it back in.
Q: How do you put it back in?
A: Anyway you can.
It's true! Believe me!
Today my Optometric Procedures I professor threw eyeballs at us during class.
Yes, eyeballs. Lots and lots of eyeballs.
I was looking at my paper, writing down convergence: c-o-n-v-e... I looked up and saw about 15 eyeballs flying through the air at us. Dr. Newman had this crazy look in his eye (no pun intended), was howling with laughter, and kept hurling eyeballs into the air. Totally random. Completely, totally, uterlly random moment.
Oh, by the way... the eyeballs were actually gum. :) His reasoning for throwing eyeball gum at us: it was a really difficult part of lecture (actually it was completely brutal) and we need a break. I love Dr. Newman (D'ASS- Academic Suport Services). <3
I ended up getting four eyeballs. I ate two then used the others to simulate the different types of strabismus. Actually, I think I lost my eyeballs.
And for all who don't know yet, I've been running around pretending I am already a doctor. I already know a couple of things, but the most important one is:
Question: What do you do if an eyeball pops out?
Answer: Put it back in.
Q: How do you put it back in?
A: Anyway you can.
It's true! Believe me!