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Here's my APO will:
I, Meghan A. Elkins, being of slightly sober mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
Alison Berk- another phone that winks at you, a new muffler, a car that can make it back to Connecticut without getting you high, lunch with _________, an excuse to get out of lunch with _________, and all the luck with the “pledges” who disguise themselves as actives at UCONN!
Ashley Douglas- a white coat, a boyfriend who isn’t 100 bagillion miles away, a round of golf, a beer at Bent Willey’s while trashed, toilet paper because evidently you needed it, and a new place to visit.
Bethany McCallister- the best of luck with OT; my lone Kentucky sweatshirt; apologies for me not doing service; a stiff drink for surviving service VP
Brad Pederson- another cat; shots… lots and lots of shots… on your next birthday; and because I’m your wing woman- a woman!
Bridget Skidmore- a gal to chat with about Optical diseases and diabetes (that’s about all I can discuss), patience when Halo 3 comes out, another cat who can climb the walls because you can’t have just one!, my admiration and love!
Brittany Fernandez- Chimes and Mortar Board, a service shield, luck with 3 more years in APO… RUN FOR AN OFFICE!
Cody Ford- Wait… I thought you left?!?! I will you whatever you willed me… wasn’t it a kiss?... or, wait.
Courtney Caswell- paint for Pecan, another itsy bitsy laptop
Danielle Schultz- bowling shoes!
Derek Rothermund- blue and yellow paint, responsibility of making sure Marshall paints to Mountaineer Wall in the fall so you can lie in the middle of the road again
Emily Smead- my respect for doing such amazing things with this chapter
Gabe Rhodes- the ability to relax
Gwyndaf Garbutt- pictures of ________, an erased memory of ________, and the ability to look at ________ without wincing!
Heather Stewart- thicker skin, my favorite Cantata song book from home, a smile, someone to rant to about school, and a big hug
Hema Gadhia- success, drunk Jenga, all the best for you and Jim, left handed bowling, and all the love in the world… call me!
Hillary Homburg- I know everyone has willed this to you but a VW Bug that will start, another blue polo, David
Ivy Stelzner- take care of Jen and Lauren at the after parties
Jenny Hecker- all the love in the world, a good boy, and a car that works!
Jeremy McCourt- a copy of The Village, Cucumbers!
Jessica Gormont- more stupid freshmen, good Vodka, a backpack because I still feel bad for that one you ruined after a Decker’s Creek project, another old person so you won’t feel bad, Captain Planet
Jigna Gadhia- left handed bowling, another hike at Cooper’s Rock, and one last Jiga-what!
Joe Hayes- a label maker so you can replace “The Boss” label when it falls off, a copy of Excel and Quicken so you can be Treasurer until your heart’s content, more Xbox 360 games, the desire to give Kate your system so she can play Most Wanted from the comforts of her home, and a person to talk to who is 1800 miles away
Kasey Fields- the ability to CALM DOWN, a nice boy, and an A in Organic
Kate O’Brien- a Road Rally that actually happens, see Joe’s items, your dream car, a night out at Bent Willey’s, and my umbrella if you don’t give it back to me
Kelley Burd- sanity… why are you staying???, as many “What is ____?” as you need, thousands of memories, a Daisy, a Dacy, and the responsibility of carrying on the “GEORGE” even though you are a “d a c y”
Kelly Dunlevy- as many mesh shorts and sweatpants as I have!
Keri del Signore- a butt pad for when you go Rollerblading,
Laura Walkup- rolled up socks and the best “Pump… YOU up!” ever!11111111
Lauren Lamb- an honorary position in my family, patience with my little, humor to get through your days, 99 bananas, luck for next year, and all the scrapbooking supplies you want
Linz Roberts- “the list” and bonus points for knowing the 12 points of the Scout Law
Marjorie Stromberg- my promise that I will one day attend a Girl’s Night
Mark Skidmore- an air conditioning unit and a sledgehammer, twine to secure wood in an itsy bitsy car, a copy of Halo 3, money for pizza, all the love in the world (sorry Bridget!), a key, and a million thanks for EVERYTHING you did for me!
Marshall Underwood- health, luck, patience, and a stiff drink!
Rachel Penich- the APO foam fingers, the bars of Morgantown, my frequent flier miles (which would be… like… 5 miles),
Rob Williams- a football… that’s all I’m willing to you.
Ryan Hudgins- a drunken kiss, a gavel permanently attached to your body
Samantha Frazier- my tennis racket, someone to hang out with during the Miss. St. game because I know you’re going, congrats for surviving biology, a dream job, and a big GEORGE!
Sarah Frazier- everything Samantha got, plus you get a towel with Joe Herber’s sweat all over it. Okay, I don’t have that, but if I did I’d will it to you.
Sarah McLean- the distinction of being the only person I let call me Meegan, lots of love, more 80’s garb not that you need any more, and thanks for being a great replacement secretary!
Sekhar Mamidi- Driving lessons, scissors to cut the cord, best of luck with your new program, and my memory of seeing you in that photo from New Orleans… yuck.
Will Aucremann- 42
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Jennifer Lipsitz- Joe for your Mom, LOVE, crazy drunken nights that you don’t take a night out for, a little because our family needs to survive, the desire to do stuff with the chapter, kisses, something else where your father will hang up on you, and the distinction of being my first real little!
Martha Cole- The Family, BUT you have to promise to: never break apart our limbs, keep the hyphenated name (i.e. Butler-Elkins, Butler-Cole), take littles so you can will the family later on in your APO life, figure out all the people between Mike Butler and Mike Csonka, and LOVE!
RJ Carroll- My BIG!!! A big black permanent marker, a spoon, a Z, a big “RrrJay” in a screeching voice, cocktails, aimless drives all over Morgantown, LOVE, a lunch at Gibbie’s, the color orange, black hair dye, a cookie smashed on your door, all those boys I gave up for Lent that one year, millions of thanks, a publunchity, an autographed copy of Robert’s Rules of Order, all those complaints I had to listen to about Robert’s Rules of Order, a cleaning lady so you never have to clean your room again, the drunken nights with coworkers you could ask for, and I Call to Question!
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The Forget Me Not Society- Please carry on the degree tradition. I would hate to see the degrees and the pots die after I leave. So many people are deserving of them; have fun and don’t fight over the paint. Oh, and recruit some more members for the society, but choose carefully.
APO Girl’s Club- Toppings that stay on a pizza, wine, porn, female delivery drivers, handcuffs, blue icing, and all those pictures I have saved on my hard drive!
The George’s- The distinction of being the best pledge class ever! The last official hand sign, more Exec positions than I can count, Baaaaaaa!, Spiderman vs. Batman because I never want to think about it again, a pledge class president who wasn’t on crack (), and a medium shade of light blue to paint at least one room in all of your respective houses. We were once large, and now we are small, but never forget… GEORGE!
The Togo’s- The whole semester was a blur, so why don’t you give me some memories! I am honored that I was your Pledgemaster, and I am so proud to see so many of you taking on leadership roles and continuing to do service!
Everyone I left out- I promised myself I wouldn’t leave anyone out, but I know I have… crap. Everyone gets one free eye exam in 5 years, service hours for chairing projects (just email me), the APO Degrees, the APO Pot(s), another Jeff or Jed because the chapter is better off with one, really awesome Road Rallies, all my hard Pen & Wood questions, and all the memories of the inside jokes. You are my brothers, and we are always going to be united in Leadership, Friendship, and Service.
Little angel you got to learn to fly; Get up and earn your wings tonight.
I, Meghan A. Elkins, being of slightly sober mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
Alison Berk- another phone that winks at you, a new muffler, a car that can make it back to Connecticut without getting you high, lunch with _________, an excuse to get out of lunch with _________, and all the luck with the “pledges” who disguise themselves as actives at UCONN!
Ashley Douglas- a white coat, a boyfriend who isn’t 100 bagillion miles away, a round of golf, a beer at Bent Willey’s while trashed, toilet paper because evidently you needed it, and a new place to visit.
Bethany McCallister- the best of luck with OT; my lone Kentucky sweatshirt; apologies for me not doing service; a stiff drink for surviving service VP
Brad Pederson- another cat; shots… lots and lots of shots… on your next birthday; and because I’m your wing woman- a woman!
Bridget Skidmore- a gal to chat with about Optical diseases and diabetes (that’s about all I can discuss), patience when Halo 3 comes out, another cat who can climb the walls because you can’t have just one!, my admiration and love!
Brittany Fernandez- Chimes and Mortar Board, a service shield, luck with 3 more years in APO… RUN FOR AN OFFICE!
Cody Ford- Wait… I thought you left?!?! I will you whatever you willed me… wasn’t it a kiss?... or, wait.
Courtney Caswell- paint for Pecan, another itsy bitsy laptop
Danielle Schultz- bowling shoes!
Derek Rothermund- blue and yellow paint, responsibility of making sure Marshall paints to Mountaineer Wall in the fall so you can lie in the middle of the road again
Emily Smead- my respect for doing such amazing things with this chapter
Gabe Rhodes- the ability to relax
Gwyndaf Garbutt- pictures of ________, an erased memory of ________, and the ability to look at ________ without wincing!
Heather Stewart- thicker skin, my favorite Cantata song book from home, a smile, someone to rant to about school, and a big hug
Hema Gadhia- success, drunk Jenga, all the best for you and Jim, left handed bowling, and all the love in the world… call me!
Hillary Homburg- I know everyone has willed this to you but a VW Bug that will start, another blue polo, David
Ivy Stelzner- take care of Jen and Lauren at the after parties
Jenny Hecker- all the love in the world, a good boy, and a car that works!
Jeremy McCourt- a copy of The Village, Cucumbers!
Jessica Gormont- more stupid freshmen, good Vodka, a backpack because I still feel bad for that one you ruined after a Decker’s Creek project, another old person so you won’t feel bad, Captain Planet
Jigna Gadhia- left handed bowling, another hike at Cooper’s Rock, and one last Jiga-what!
Joe Hayes- a label maker so you can replace “The Boss” label when it falls off, a copy of Excel and Quicken so you can be Treasurer until your heart’s content, more Xbox 360 games, the desire to give Kate your system so she can play Most Wanted from the comforts of her home, and a person to talk to who is 1800 miles away
Kasey Fields- the ability to CALM DOWN, a nice boy, and an A in Organic
Kate O’Brien- a Road Rally that actually happens, see Joe’s items, your dream car, a night out at Bent Willey’s, and my umbrella if you don’t give it back to me
Kelley Burd- sanity… why are you staying???, as many “What is ____?” as you need, thousands of memories, a Daisy, a Dacy, and the responsibility of carrying on the “GEORGE” even though you are a “d a c y”
Kelly Dunlevy- as many mesh shorts and sweatpants as I have!
Keri del Signore- a butt pad for when you go Rollerblading,
Laura Walkup- rolled up socks and the best “Pump… YOU up!” ever!11111111
Lauren Lamb- an honorary position in my family, patience with my little, humor to get through your days, 99 bananas, luck for next year, and all the scrapbooking supplies you want
Linz Roberts- “the list” and bonus points for knowing the 12 points of the Scout Law
Marjorie Stromberg- my promise that I will one day attend a Girl’s Night
Mark Skidmore- an air conditioning unit and a sledgehammer, twine to secure wood in an itsy bitsy car, a copy of Halo 3, money for pizza, all the love in the world (sorry Bridget!), a key, and a million thanks for EVERYTHING you did for me!
Marshall Underwood- health, luck, patience, and a stiff drink!
Rachel Penich- the APO foam fingers, the bars of Morgantown, my frequent flier miles (which would be… like… 5 miles),
Rob Williams- a football… that’s all I’m willing to you.
Ryan Hudgins- a drunken kiss, a gavel permanently attached to your body
Samantha Frazier- my tennis racket, someone to hang out with during the Miss. St. game because I know you’re going, congrats for surviving biology, a dream job, and a big GEORGE!
Sarah Frazier- everything Samantha got, plus you get a towel with Joe Herber’s sweat all over it. Okay, I don’t have that, but if I did I’d will it to you.
Sarah McLean- the distinction of being the only person I let call me Meegan, lots of love, more 80’s garb not that you need any more, and thanks for being a great replacement secretary!
Sekhar Mamidi- Driving lessons, scissors to cut the cord, best of luck with your new program, and my memory of seeing you in that photo from New Orleans… yuck.
Will Aucremann- 42
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Jennifer Lipsitz- Joe for your Mom, LOVE, crazy drunken nights that you don’t take a night out for, a little because our family needs to survive, the desire to do stuff with the chapter, kisses, something else where your father will hang up on you, and the distinction of being my first real little!
Martha Cole- The Family, BUT you have to promise to: never break apart our limbs, keep the hyphenated name (i.e. Butler-Elkins, Butler-Cole), take littles so you can will the family later on in your APO life, figure out all the people between Mike Butler and Mike Csonka, and LOVE!
RJ Carroll- My BIG!!! A big black permanent marker, a spoon, a Z, a big “RrrJay” in a screeching voice, cocktails, aimless drives all over Morgantown, LOVE, a lunch at Gibbie’s, the color orange, black hair dye, a cookie smashed on your door, all those boys I gave up for Lent that one year, millions of thanks, a publunchity, an autographed copy of Robert’s Rules of Order, all those complaints I had to listen to about Robert’s Rules of Order, a cleaning lady so you never have to clean your room again, the drunken nights with coworkers you could ask for, and I Call to Question!
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The Forget Me Not Society- Please carry on the degree tradition. I would hate to see the degrees and the pots die after I leave. So many people are deserving of them; have fun and don’t fight over the paint. Oh, and recruit some more members for the society, but choose carefully.
APO Girl’s Club- Toppings that stay on a pizza, wine, porn, female delivery drivers, handcuffs, blue icing, and all those pictures I have saved on my hard drive!
The George’s- The distinction of being the best pledge class ever! The last official hand sign, more Exec positions than I can count, Baaaaaaa!, Spiderman vs. Batman because I never want to think about it again, a pledge class president who wasn’t on crack (), and a medium shade of light blue to paint at least one room in all of your respective houses. We were once large, and now we are small, but never forget… GEORGE!
The Togo’s- The whole semester was a blur, so why don’t you give me some memories! I am honored that I was your Pledgemaster, and I am so proud to see so many of you taking on leadership roles and continuing to do service!
Everyone I left out- I promised myself I wouldn’t leave anyone out, but I know I have… crap. Everyone gets one free eye exam in 5 years, service hours for chairing projects (just email me), the APO Degrees, the APO Pot(s), another Jeff or Jed because the chapter is better off with one, really awesome Road Rallies, all my hard Pen & Wood questions, and all the memories of the inside jokes. You are my brothers, and we are always going to be united in Leadership, Friendship, and Service.
Little angel you got to learn to fly; Get up and earn your wings tonight.