Captain John By Alphabet!
A
• Are you available?: Oh veeery avaliable!
• What is your age?: Thirty-seven.
• What annoys you?: Rude people, you won't annoy me will you? ;O)
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: No...
• When is your birthday?: 20th August 5062, aren't you sorry you missed it!
• Who is your best friend?: Hmmm...well..it's hard to say...it used to be Jax, still could be, if he stops being an arse!
C
• What's your favorite candy?: Ooo chocolate! Real chocolate even! Just lay it on!
• Crush?: Jax.
• When was the last time you cried?: Cry?! I don't cry! Honestly now, what do you take me for?
D
• Do you daydream?: Sure! Especially these days, I mean nothing to do, plus I was in jail.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: LMAO! Oh wow! How fabulous you should ask this question! Poodles of course!
• What day of the week is it?: Thursday, I believe.
E
• How do you like your eggs?: Eggs? Those things are rare, you can't just throw 'em around...I suppose if I came into some money...sunny side up!
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Well yeah, it just happens when you're a Time Agent.
• Ever pet an elephant?: An elephant, those are the big grey things with the trunk right? Er no.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: Fly what?
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: A what?
• Is there a fan in your room?: These are 21st century things aren't they?
G
• Do you chew gum?: Sure.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Yeah sure.
• Do you like gory movies?: Sure! Especially if explosions are involved!
H
• How are you?: Fabulous! I found Jack!
• What's your height?: 5'9". Which as understand is average height here, but back in the 51st century I was practically a midget, people were very rude about it, very rude indeed.
• What color is your hair?: Brown and stylish!
I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Ice cream? With real milk? Bring it on!
• Have you ever ice skated?: What skated?
• Ever been in an igloo?: LOL! Really? Igloos? Hmmm...well I'm sure its cold enough here for that.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Haven't had those.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Oh Hell yeah! Sadly I don't remember it so I can't tell you it.
• Do you wear jewelry?: Nope, unless you count this ring I wore once...
K
• Who do you want to kill? No-one in paricular.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: A what? No.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: A what?
L
• Are you laidback?: Oh sure!
• Lions or Tigers?: Ummm...hmmm... Tigers are pretty nice, with the stripes and all.
• Do you like black licorice?: What's that?
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: Hmmm...that was a while ago...I really can't remember.
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: At where?
• Favorite store at the mall?: Mall...Oh yeah, one of those, nah, don't care.
N
• Do you have a nickname?: Super sexy beast! No realy!
• Whats your favorite number?: Don't have one.
• Do you prefer night or day?: Night, whoo!
O
• What's your one wish?: Hmpf, I'm sure Jack knows.
• Are you an only child?: Yes.
• Do you like the color orange?: Got nothing against it.
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: Oh...this, that and the other.
• Piercings?: None.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Nope.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: Hell yeah!
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Huh?
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: Quilts? Like for beds or something...no.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: Of course I do! :OP
• Do you watch reality TV?: What TV? Oh you mean with the stupid people on it...nah.
• Reason to cry?: ???
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sun! Don't see much of it here in Wales, you know I grew up in England...well it was called Britannia then, but the point is, it didn't rain all the damn time.
• Do you like snow?: Well, I'm interested by the skiing bit...
• Whats your favorite season?: Suuumer!
T
• What time is it? 5:36pm
• What time did you wake up?: Can't remember.
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: A...what?!
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: LOL yeah!
• Uncles do you have?: No.
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: I don't have anything against them.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: What?
• Ever considered being vegan?: Who?
W
• What's your worst habit?: Well, I like blowing up things, which I understand is generally considered disruptive and annoying.
• Do you like water rides?: Heh heh heh...
• Ever been inside a windmill?: No.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: I what ray?
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: I don't know anything of these things!
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: Still don't care.
• What year were you born in?: 5062!
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Oh always.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: You mean that shit about the star signs and that? Pft, I'm not stupid.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Capricorn. Sigh, I had to look this up, Leo the Lion...which sounds rather sexy.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: Well I went to a planet with all these dolphins on it once, does that count?
• Are you available?: Oh veeery avaliable!
• What is your age?: Thirty-seven.
• What annoys you?: Rude people, you won't annoy me will you? ;O)
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: No...
• When is your birthday?: 20th August 5062, aren't you sorry you missed it!
• Who is your best friend?: Hmmm...well..it's hard to say...it used to be Jax, still could be, if he stops being an arse!
C
• What's your favorite candy?: Ooo chocolate! Real chocolate even! Just lay it on!
• Crush?: Jax.
• When was the last time you cried?: Cry?! I don't cry! Honestly now, what do you take me for?
D
• Do you daydream?: Sure! Especially these days, I mean nothing to do, plus I was in jail.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: LMAO! Oh wow! How fabulous you should ask this question! Poodles of course!
• What day of the week is it?: Thursday, I believe.
E
• How do you like your eggs?: Eggs? Those things are rare, you can't just throw 'em around...I suppose if I came into some money...sunny side up!
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Well yeah, it just happens when you're a Time Agent.
• Ever pet an elephant?: An elephant, those are the big grey things with the trunk right? Er no.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: Fly what?
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: A what?
• Is there a fan in your room?: These are 21st century things aren't they?
G
• Do you chew gum?: Sure.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Yeah sure.
• Do you like gory movies?: Sure! Especially if explosions are involved!
H
• How are you?: Fabulous! I found Jack!
• What's your height?: 5'9". Which as understand is average height here, but back in the 51st century I was practically a midget, people were very rude about it, very rude indeed.
• What color is your hair?: Brown and stylish!
I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Ice cream? With real milk? Bring it on!
• Have you ever ice skated?: What skated?
• Ever been in an igloo?: LOL! Really? Igloos? Hmmm...well I'm sure its cold enough here for that.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Haven't had those.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Oh Hell yeah! Sadly I don't remember it so I can't tell you it.
• Do you wear jewelry?: Nope, unless you count this ring I wore once...
K
• Who do you want to kill? No-one in paricular.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: A what? No.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: A what?
L
• Are you laidback?: Oh sure!
• Lions or Tigers?: Ummm...hmmm... Tigers are pretty nice, with the stripes and all.
• Do you like black licorice?: What's that?
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: Hmmm...that was a while ago...I really can't remember.
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: At where?
• Favorite store at the mall?: Mall...Oh yeah, one of those, nah, don't care.
N
• Do you have a nickname?: Super sexy beast! No realy!
• Whats your favorite number?: Don't have one.
• Do you prefer night or day?: Night, whoo!
O
• What's your one wish?: Hmpf, I'm sure Jack knows.
• Are you an only child?: Yes.
• Do you like the color orange?: Got nothing against it.
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: Oh...this, that and the other.
• Piercings?: None.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Nope.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: Hell yeah!
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Huh?
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: Quilts? Like for beds or something...no.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: Of course I do! :OP
• Do you watch reality TV?: What TV? Oh you mean with the stupid people on it...nah.
• Reason to cry?: ???
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sun! Don't see much of it here in Wales, you know I grew up in England...well it was called Britannia then, but the point is, it didn't rain all the damn time.
• Do you like snow?: Well, I'm interested by the skiing bit...
• Whats your favorite season?: Suuumer!
T
• What time is it? 5:36pm
• What time did you wake up?: Can't remember.
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: A...what?!
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: LOL yeah!
• Uncles do you have?: No.
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: I don't have anything against them.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: What?
• Ever considered being vegan?: Who?
W
• What's your worst habit?: Well, I like blowing up things, which I understand is generally considered disruptive and annoying.
• Do you like water rides?: Heh heh heh...
• Ever been inside a windmill?: No.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: I what ray?
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: I don't know anything of these things!
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: Still don't care.
• What year were you born in?: 5062!
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Oh always.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: You mean that shit about the star signs and that? Pft, I'm not stupid.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Capricorn. Sigh, I had to look this up, Leo the Lion...which sounds rather sexy.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: Well I went to a planet with all these dolphins on it once, does that count?