Okay.
So here's the thing. I am an extremely sarcastic person. I also don't deal with uncomfortable situations well. I either laugh loudly, to break the mood, or I stare at my feet and pretend I'm not listening, when I still am. And I always give advice when no one wants it. Therefore, I am always worried that what I do offends people. I mean, ALWAYS worried. Not just a little either. It's why I don't have a lot of relationships, why I'm the plucky comic relief, and why even now, I sit here typing, alone. I don't want to be alone anymore. But it seems to me that there is no other way at this point, because I can't read people, especially in uncomfortable situations. Maybe I am just...you know, it doesn't matter. It really doesn't. I'm done.