Hahahahaha, I rule.
Um sieben Uhr klang meinen Wecker. Mein Kopf hat auf das Kissen gesprungen. Ich hatte meine Chemie Projekt vergessen! Mit nur zwanzig Minuten könnte ich nicht viel machen. ,,Na ja,” hatte ich gedacht. Ich hatte auf schnelle Weise etwas zusammenwerfen. Ich hoffte, dass meine Lehrerin würde mich ignorieren. In der Schule hatte sie die Projekte benoten. Natürlich hatte sie vor mich angehalten. Sie fragte, ,,Was ist das?” Ich antwortete, ,,Das ist eine Tasse Schmutz.” Sie sagte, ,,Erklärst du das.” Ich war verwirrt. ,,Es ist eine Tasse mit Schmutz aufgefüllt. Ich nannte das eine Tasse Schmutz.” Sie betrachtete mich und sie sagte, ,,Morgen, morgen, nur nicht heute, sagen alle faulen Leute.”
At seven o'clock my alarm clock rang. My head popped off the pillow. I had forgotten about chemistry project! With only twenty minutes, I couldn't do much. "Oh well," I thought. I quickly threw something together. I hoped my teacher would ignore me. At school she graded the projects. Naturally, she stopped in front of me. She asked, "What is that?" I answered, "It's a cup of dirt." She said, "Explain it." I was confused. "It's a cup filled up with dirt. I call it a cup of dirt." She looked at me and said, "Tomorrow, tomorrow, not today, says all the foul people." (A bad translation for don't procrastinate.)
God, I'm awesome. I wanted to put in the rest of the Brian Regan stuff, but I had to improvise because it could only be fifteen sentences and I needed to know, grammatically, how to write it. Anyway, it cracked me up.
At seven o'clock my alarm clock rang. My head popped off the pillow. I had forgotten about chemistry project! With only twenty minutes, I couldn't do much. "Oh well," I thought. I quickly threw something together. I hoped my teacher would ignore me. At school she graded the projects. Naturally, she stopped in front of me. She asked, "What is that?" I answered, "It's a cup of dirt." She said, "Explain it." I was confused. "It's a cup filled up with dirt. I call it a cup of dirt." She looked at me and said, "Tomorrow, tomorrow, not today, says all the foul people." (A bad translation for don't procrastinate.)
God, I'm awesome. I wanted to put in the rest of the Brian Regan stuff, but I had to improvise because it could only be fifteen sentences and I needed to know, grammatically, how to write it. Anyway, it cracked me up.