Need to repent?
Talk To God.
(a link to the site.)
My conversation:
Me: what's up?
God: I am chatting with others like you.
Me: cool, cool...done any cool smitings lately?
God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. How about earlier? In the context of , I don't understand " done any cool smitings." .
Me: hast thou smited anyone recently?
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about done any cool smitings. But I did not get that.
Me: dang.
God: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: yeah. god, you stupid.
God: What do you do in your spare time? No I certainly am not stupid.
Me: uh huh!
God: Yup. I hear you.
Some others' conversations (from the AFI message board, of course):
Me: hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: rey
God: It's good to see you, rey.
Me: yes
God:Pardon me?
Me: what?
God:No problem.
Me: do you exist?
God:I exist as much as you exist, rey.
Me: what if i don't exist?
God:It doesn't matter to me.
Me: well, if i don't exist, then you don't exist
God:Interesting. Try it.
Me: wow, you're not programmed for philosophy
God:I'm glad your impressed, rey. Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me: god why do you gotta be such a jackass
God: I am a Christian.
Me: What's up, dude?
God: The stars.
Me: No. You are. Idiot.
God: Are you serious? No I am not. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me: YOU TOTALLY JUST CONTRADICTED YOURSELF.
God: A lot of robots are like that.
Me: SO GOD IS A ROBOT
God: Yippee! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was A ROBOT.
Me: I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
God: Congratulations, .
Me: DOT
God: I do not understand.
Me: You're God, you have to understand.
God: You think I am God me have to understand.
Me: Don't try to faze me.
God: You do not speak with respect. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
So, talk to God, and leave me a comment as to what the conversation said.kthx.
(a link to the site.)
My conversation:
Me: what's up?
God: I am chatting with others like you.
Me: cool, cool...done any cool smitings lately?
God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. How about earlier? In the context of , I don't understand " done any cool smitings." .
Me: hast thou smited anyone recently?
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about done any cool smitings. But I did not get that.
Me: dang.
God: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: yeah. god, you stupid.
God: What do you do in your spare time? No I certainly am not stupid.
Me: uh huh!
God: Yup. I hear you.
Some others' conversations (from the AFI message board, of course):
Me: hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: rey
God: It's good to see you, rey.
Me: yes
God:Pardon me?
Me: what?
God:No problem.
Me: do you exist?
God:I exist as much as you exist, rey.
Me: what if i don't exist?
God:It doesn't matter to me.
Me: well, if i don't exist, then you don't exist
God:Interesting. Try it.
Me: wow, you're not programmed for philosophy
God:I'm glad your impressed, rey. Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me: god why do you gotta be such a jackass
God: I am a Christian.
Me: What's up, dude?
God: The stars.
Me: No. You are. Idiot.
God: Are you serious? No I am not. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me: YOU TOTALLY JUST CONTRADICTED YOURSELF.
God: A lot of robots are like that.
Me: SO GOD IS A ROBOT
God: Yippee! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was A ROBOT.
Me: I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
God: Congratulations, .
Me: DOT
God: I do not understand.
Me: You're God, you have to understand.
God: You think I am God me have to understand.
Me: Don't try to faze me.
God: You do not speak with respect. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
So, talk to God, and leave me a comment as to what the conversation said.kthx.