Apr 07, 2005 18:19
So me and Bret were walking down the hall today. He says to me, "I'm waiting for my life to change."
WHAT?!?! WWWWHHHHAAAAAATTT??! You're WAITING for your LIFE to change?! So I says to him, I says, "Bret, if you want your life to change...why don't you do something about it instead of waiting?" He blinked at me and I could swear that I heard the wind blowing around in his head. "Because I'm waiting for a woman." he replied. A...woman? "You mean...you're desparately lonely and you need someone to love?" I asked sadly. "No, I'm sex deprived and my room needs to be cleaned."
Oh Bret. When will you ever learn.
Like I said, I'm new to LiveJournal, I dunno how to meet people or ANYthing..it's confusing. So...if you stumble across my site...I would much appreciatte some friends.