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I’ve been having terrible, disgusting dreams lately. Once I woke up gagging. They’ve ranged from a woman getting graphically cut in half by an enormous filing cabinet, to a man eating a fresh dog poop ice cream cone. Last night I dreamt that my roommate hate a stroke, thought my hand was a tasty piece of fried chicken, bit a chunk out of it, choked and died. Then my dream shifted so I was out in shack and there were fleas everywhere. Boils started sprouting out of my arms and chest, and when I went and took a shower, they all exploded. Then it shifted to a theater where I was apparently doing a comedy act. I had a gun that shot pies and I was shooting them at the audience. Slowly the people in the audience were being replaced by dead people who smiled as only their eyes followed me as I moved across the stage. Then they got up, and grabbed me and I woke up.