Apalling Answers

[snicketsiblings]

"Curiosity killed the cat" is a phrase that is used often, usually to stop children from asking irritating questions. It is a phrase that I feel I must use to warn you that taking advantage of the weekly question-and-answer days that start tomorrow will NOT be a pleasant experience

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[_nymph_tonks_]

You do that whenever I approach you anyway, Lemony.

[snicketsiblings]

This is one of the side effects of stalking someone, Miss Tonks.
And also one of the side effects of suddenly running up and screaming "GUESS WHO?!"

[vulpine_phawkes]

It's worse when they cover your eyes at the same time.

[snicketsiblings]

It's even worse when that tactic has actually been used in a personal attack on you.
Their hands always smell funny, too.

[_nymph_tonks_]

How else is one meant to greet another? I've never learnt another way.