I was most likely saying something along the lines of "what the fuck?"
I look like a ringmaster. A wicked hot ringmaster.
My nose is big. Sadly, women do not value this as much as what is hidden in my boxers. Only I could taint a cute prom picture with some horrible comment.
What's more awesome about this photo? This fact that I'm hot...OR the fact that she is not wearing a bra? Prom 05, bitch.
Ok. End.