Israel 2
I refuse to leave. I absolutely refuse.
Examples:
Hey, let's go to Jerusalem tomorrow! And we DID. Because we CAN.
Waiting for the bus, asking random lady if said bus goes to the Knesset, having said lady pay our taxi to the Knesset as long as we stay for the Darfur protest.
Protesting about Darfur at the Knesset.
Oral finals.
Discussing the difference between Beach and Bitch and Juice and Jews and Juicy Juice and Bitches at the Beaches.
Drinking with the Poles!!!
Shuks.
Walking.
Stealing bottles of wine from Yiddish programs.
Finding ways to open said bottle of wine.
Learning Polish and Yiddish and Hebrew.
Getting tan.
Clothing styles
Boys dancing with each other and not having stupid American fears.
Blaming everything on the CZECH REPUBLIC!!!!!!
Stupid journalists.
FOOD: always talking about it. always talking about how we always talk about it.
Chocolate milkshakes, hot cocoa, and chocolate ice cream are made so much better here. omg.
50 SHEKLES!!! No. 5 camels!!!
Prostitute taxi.
Therefore, I refuse to leave.
Examples:
Hey, let's go to Jerusalem tomorrow! And we DID. Because we CAN.
Waiting for the bus, asking random lady if said bus goes to the Knesset, having said lady pay our taxi to the Knesset as long as we stay for the Darfur protest.
Protesting about Darfur at the Knesset.
Oral finals.
Discussing the difference between Beach and Bitch and Juice and Jews and Juicy Juice and Bitches at the Beaches.
Drinking with the Poles!!!
Shuks.
Walking.
Stealing bottles of wine from Yiddish programs.
Finding ways to open said bottle of wine.
Learning Polish and Yiddish and Hebrew.
Getting tan.
Clothing styles
Boys dancing with each other and not having stupid American fears.
Blaming everything on the CZECH REPUBLIC!!!!!!
Stupid journalists.
FOOD: always talking about it. always talking about how we always talk about it.
Chocolate milkshakes, hot cocoa, and chocolate ice cream are made so much better here. omg.
50 SHEKLES!!! No. 5 camels!!!
Prostitute taxi.
Therefore, I refuse to leave.