Jamanda just made me die:
Mandy: can i give you a subliminal message
James: Okay...
Mandy: clay gave lara flowers this weekend :-)
James: DAMNIT CLAY
James: I'm gonna get you a present after you're done with your paper.
James: I've planned it all out.
Mandy: Really?
James: BUT YOU HAVE TO FINISH YOUR PAPER FIRST.
James: UH HUH.
James: AND IT'S GONNA BE REALLY COOL.
James: BETTER THAN CLAY'S.
James: DAMNIT CLAY.
James: ...
James: DAMNIT CLAY.
James: WHY DID HE BUY LARA FLOWERS?
James: BECAUSE SHE HAS A FACE?
James: DID SHE FART A LOT OR SOMETHING?
James: DAMNIT CLAY
Then Mandy sent James to my LJ:
Mandy:
http://sneakyschemer.livejournal.com/17800.html?mode=replyJames: SHUT UP
James: SHUT UP
James: SHUT
James: UP
James: NOW I GUESS YOU WANT A DONUT TOO
James: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH