hot song alert!

Mar 30, 2004 02:44

Push It

Ah, push it
Ah, push it

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Get up on this!
Ow! Baby!
Salt and Pepa's here!

Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!

Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect
Want you to push it, babe
Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a hot party show

Now push it

Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - push it real good
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - p-push it real good

Hey! Ow!
Push it good!
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Push it good
Push it real good
Ah, push it
Ah, push it

Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?

Now push it
Push it good
Push it real good
Push it good
P-push it real good

Ah, push it
Get up on this!

Boy, you really got me going
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing

Ah, push it

My eye loves this song so much that it's DANCING! It is DAANCING. it's like BO JANGLES! IT IS NOT A TWITCH! I am not Twitchy! I am too hot to have an eye twitch. I just have a dancing eye. Yeah, that's right. Guess what I'm going to wear out with the boys? My MC Hammer pants and a stretchy club shirt. You know, those fuckin HOT ones that are like PURE SPANDEX. I'm gonna get me sum fuckin glow sticks and RAVVEEE IT UPPPP! Over top of this I'm going to be wearing my neon orange jumpsuit. At the climax of a HOT song I'm gonna RIP IT OFF like Britney Spears. It's going to be hot hot hot hot.

AND THEN

I'm going to JUMP [no, I am not going to sing him NERD] BRIAN! After I make sweet, sweet love to him [because he is so fucking HOT - WHEW! PHEW! I need some AIR!], I'm going to fuckin KICK HIS ASS! I know what he did! I KNOW, MAN! I heard about the ass smacking and the ass "inspections" and ALL OF THAT! THAT ASS IS MINE! I CLAIMED IT! Granted, I did not pee on it or stick a flag on it or brand it with a red hot poker but if that HAS to be done then I guess I will! DO I REALLY HAVE TO GO THAT FAR WITH YOU MAN?!!?!?!? I will not STAND for this! I just will not! AND AND AND I will not stand for him trying to steal my "sexy spotlight" from KB. I just will not have this. SO if I disfigure his fucking face a little than THAT WON'T BE HAPPENIN NO MO! YEAH! Brian is SO getting a NEW FACE!

Don't hold me back, Benji! Don't hold me back!

KB IS NOT A SEXPOT! Brian, I am going to KEEL YOU! I am going to KEEL YOU until you are DED!

AND THEN

I don't know what! That's what! YESH!

AND THEN

ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE are going to read this update and you're going to sigh and give me love gazes and giggle a little giggle and say, "he's so funny" and then you're all gonna SCRAMBLE to get a piece of my HOT HOT ass! YEAH! ROCK N ROOLLLL!!

PREPARE LADIES! preepaaaaaareeeeee!

i must go now.
yes. I must.
stop all that crying.
you have to learn how to live without me sometimes!
GEEZ!
PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER!

wowwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wowwweee wow
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