Mar 01, 2004 20:40
Alas! I am now a certified employee of The CEC Corporation or as known to the common folk, Chuck E. Cheeses. There will be laughs, there will be lament, there will be children's feces in the latrine, and above all there will be a man of many buttery, chowdy, gestures, a man that goes by the name of Mundo Vargas. Him and I will be teamed up in making "the magic" happen for all the young ones of the land. There youthful hearts will overflow with joy and there faces will be like that of seraphim after they depart the wonderous land of Chucke E! Together him and I will create magnifico entrees of the highest sort and will take ever so much pride in the doings. And at that I leave you with a this briefing:
ehhhhh, it is gonna be alright and that whole statement above is completely satirical, but other than that, THANK GOD for giving me this employment oppurtunity, he is grand!
Adieu,
Jeffrey Andrew