lots of pictures of pretty peoples
It's my birthday, I'm hungover, and I don't have to work. So, what better to do than a birthday pic spam? The only real theme is that these are people I find attractive, and I like looking at attractive people on my birthday.
First, the women who make me weak in the knees
Carla Gugino. Because, um. Yeah.
I don't care who she's dating, Jessica Biel is freaking hot. You know I likes me some junk in the trunk.
Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous no matter what she's in--black leather or white linen. Rawr.
I wish she was on a show I could bear to watch. She's just stunningly beautiful.
Mary Louise Parker will forever be one of the sexiest women on the planet.
She's a little younger than most women I find attractive, but Rachel Bilson is just gorgeous.
Oh, Rachel Weisz, I love you so.
OK, so those were women that are very, very hot. Yes. And now, Jared. Because Jared is a pretty, pretty man.
I'm too hungover to bother being coy. This is a terrible picture of Jared for the most part. His hair is awful, the wind is awful, the expression on his face is awful, but, um. OK. So that? That's the Peen of Doom. Or the Padacock. Or whatever nickname you want to give it. Seriously. That's just...yeah. He's all like, "What? Jealous that Jensen gets the shotgun and I just have this little handgun? Um, no. No, I've got a pretty big fucking gun of my own, thanks." And I just compared a weiner to a gun, which is both funny and disturbing. As is the word weiner.
Look at that little hotass smirk. Oooh. Makes you want to do things that'll wipe that smirk off his face, no?
Ha, ha! Oh, Jared. The terrible, terrible shirt. The florescent green drink. Your hair. It's all just so...Jared. *smishes*
I will, however, stop making fun of your clothes if you just lean more. You lean very well. You're like Jordan Catalano that way.
Have I shown you this picture before? Yes? Wanna know why? It's because that earlobe and that mouth are just calling out for some nom, nom, nom, nom.
Perfect mouth. Seriously. Look at it.
Look at the perfect mouth. I defy you not to want to bite down on that full lower lip and nom, nom, nom.
Oh, Jared, why do you look so sad? You have beautiful long hair and you're wearing what's maybe your sekrit wedding ring, and you're at a basketball game. You love basketball, don't you? Do you need a lot of sex to cheer you up? Because I'm a lesbian but, really, I would climb you like a very melancholy tree.
And lest anyone say I am a discriminatory Jared girl, I present Jensen. Because he's pretty, too.
Every time I see this picture, I think he probably smells like sex right there. Like, he just got up and threw on some clothes and went to run errands without showering after a night of hot fucking. Why do I think that? Probably because I'm a dirty hor.
The first time I saw this picture, I was like, "You have got to be fucking kidding me. Nobody looks like that."
And Jensen shrugged and leaned oh-so-casually and said, "I do."
And now pictures of the boys together, because that makes me happy.
I love that Jared looks like he's trying to be all silly and make Jensen laugh, and Jensen's just smiling because, really, there's nothing Jared could do that would ever surprise him. Including carrying around the entire crew on his back.
This looks like such a serious conversation. Jared looks concerned and Jensen looks attentive and ready to give advice. Jared's saying, "I don't know, man. I just don't think I can do it." And Jensen says, "Look, it's no big deal. It's part of the job. Yeah, getting your ass waxed the first time is painful, but if you keep it up it never hurts that bad again."
I love how Jared's looking at Jensen's mouth and Jensen's just smiling blissfully at Jared.
This isn't even the manip! This is just how they look at each other. *loves*
First, the women who make me weak in the knees
Carla Gugino. Because, um. Yeah.
I don't care who she's dating, Jessica Biel is freaking hot. You know I likes me some junk in the trunk.
Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous no matter what she's in--black leather or white linen. Rawr.
I wish she was on a show I could bear to watch. She's just stunningly beautiful.
Mary Louise Parker will forever be one of the sexiest women on the planet.
She's a little younger than most women I find attractive, but Rachel Bilson is just gorgeous.
Oh, Rachel Weisz, I love you so.
OK, so those were women that are very, very hot. Yes. And now, Jared. Because Jared is a pretty, pretty man.
I'm too hungover to bother being coy. This is a terrible picture of Jared for the most part. His hair is awful, the wind is awful, the expression on his face is awful, but, um. OK. So that? That's the Peen of Doom. Or the Padacock. Or whatever nickname you want to give it. Seriously. That's just...yeah. He's all like, "What? Jealous that Jensen gets the shotgun and I just have this little handgun? Um, no. No, I've got a pretty big fucking gun of my own, thanks." And I just compared a weiner to a gun, which is both funny and disturbing. As is the word weiner.
Look at that little hotass smirk. Oooh. Makes you want to do things that'll wipe that smirk off his face, no?
Ha, ha! Oh, Jared. The terrible, terrible shirt. The florescent green drink. Your hair. It's all just so...Jared. *smishes*
I will, however, stop making fun of your clothes if you just lean more. You lean very well. You're like Jordan Catalano that way.
Have I shown you this picture before? Yes? Wanna know why? It's because that earlobe and that mouth are just calling out for some nom, nom, nom, nom.
Perfect mouth. Seriously. Look at it.
Look at the perfect mouth. I defy you not to want to bite down on that full lower lip and nom, nom, nom.
Oh, Jared, why do you look so sad? You have beautiful long hair and you're wearing what's maybe your sekrit wedding ring, and you're at a basketball game. You love basketball, don't you? Do you need a lot of sex to cheer you up? Because I'm a lesbian but, really, I would climb you like a very melancholy tree.
And lest anyone say I am a discriminatory Jared girl, I present Jensen. Because he's pretty, too.
Every time I see this picture, I think he probably smells like sex right there. Like, he just got up and threw on some clothes and went to run errands without showering after a night of hot fucking. Why do I think that? Probably because I'm a dirty hor.
The first time I saw this picture, I was like, "You have got to be fucking kidding me. Nobody looks like that."
And Jensen shrugged and leaned oh-so-casually and said, "I do."
And now pictures of the boys together, because that makes me happy.
I love that Jared looks like he's trying to be all silly and make Jensen laugh, and Jensen's just smiling because, really, there's nothing Jared could do that would ever surprise him. Including carrying around the entire crew on his back.
This looks like such a serious conversation. Jared looks concerned and Jensen looks attentive and ready to give advice. Jared's saying, "I don't know, man. I just don't think I can do it." And Jensen says, "Look, it's no big deal. It's part of the job. Yeah, getting your ass waxed the first time is painful, but if you keep it up it never hurts that bad again."
I love how Jared's looking at Jensen's mouth and Jensen's just smiling blissfully at Jared.
This isn't even the manip! This is just how they look at each other. *loves*