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First, something I have noticed. The thing I have noticed is this: Jared holds Sandy very, very tightly at events. See?
You see the pic and you're like, "Hey, Jared's making a funny face, and oh, Sandy's so beautiful, and hey, that's Pete Wentz! He really is super tiny after all, and..." Blah, blah, blah, but then you look and
He's squeezing her arm so tight his fingertips are turning white. This is not the only photograph where he's grabbing her arm so tight her skin is indented and his fingertips are white, this is just the only one I have saved on my computer and I'm too drunk lazy to go look for more. I don't know what it means, I just know he holds her very close.
And then, OK, so I like girls. I really do. But then there are, sometimes, Boys Who Are Pretty, and I look because, well, yes. I'm human. And Jared and/or Sam is a Boy Who Is Pretty and makes me look. Also, makes me want to tackle him and do very, very naughty things to him despite the fact that I'm not at all a fan of the cock.
First, OK, hai there, you're very pretty and your legs are very, very long. Seriously. Supermodels look at this photo and weep at the length of his legs.
And then there are fingers which, yes, I am a lesbian. I know perfectly well what hands and fingers are capable of, and I look at those hands and just...unngh.
Lets look at those hands some more, shall we? I just...the length and the girth and how strong they must be...
Also, he is a giant. For some reason, this picture really makes me realize how huge he really is. His shoulders are wider than the window! And that neck makes me want to just lick the screen.
But he's a sensitive giant. He can gaze wistfully off into the distance and look thoughtful and bookish while still completely towering over the man of tall-to-average height in the background.
I think they made this plane set special for Jared so he could walk up and down the aisles without having to bend at the waist. I can't stand up straight in a plane and I'm only 5'8". Also, look how he manages to appear simultaneously giant and childlike. I can't decide if I want to nurture him or fuck him.
Also, he plays the piano. Look at that finger placement. He's not pretending, he's playing, and that's seriously, seriously hot. It looks like he might just be playing chords, but still. He took piano lessons, which I heart. Also, his mouth in this picture makes me want to suck on it.
Speaking of pretty, soft mouths, look at this. Look at his lower lip. Look at his earlobe. I can't explain it, but he needs lot of tender bites.
Then he goes from pretty to protective and fierce, and despite the fact that I've never wanted children, I'm not going to lie; there's some primordial whisper in me going, "Mate with him, make strong, healthy babies!"
Um. My panties just exploded.
Protective and fierce!
Sensitive and wounded!
Nurture him!
Fuck him!
Nurture him and then fuck him!
It's enough to make a girl seriously confused, especially if she doesn't usually like boys In That Way. Thank goodness I'm not big on labels and can just like what and who I like.
Also, this is not, like, an official picspam. I don't know how to cap pictures, and even if I did I'd be too lazy to do it. I would credit the people who did all the hard work, but I do thinks like change names of images when I download them and rarely make note of what picture came from where. The red carpet photo of Jared and Sandy came from Sandra-McCoy.com, but other than that, I have no idea who capped and/or cropped these. If it was you, please let me know so I can either credit you, if you're down with that, or remove the pic if you don't want your work to be shared.
You see the pic and you're like, "Hey, Jared's making a funny face, and oh, Sandy's so beautiful, and hey, that's Pete Wentz! He really is super tiny after all, and..." Blah, blah, blah, but then you look and
He's squeezing her arm so tight his fingertips are turning white. This is not the only photograph where he's grabbing her arm so tight her skin is indented and his fingertips are white, this is just the only one I have saved on my computer and I'm too drunk lazy to go look for more. I don't know what it means, I just know he holds her very close.
And then, OK, so I like girls. I really do. But then there are, sometimes, Boys Who Are Pretty, and I look because, well, yes. I'm human. And Jared and/or Sam is a Boy Who Is Pretty and makes me look. Also, makes me want to tackle him and do very, very naughty things to him despite the fact that I'm not at all a fan of the cock.
First, OK, hai there, you're very pretty and your legs are very, very long. Seriously. Supermodels look at this photo and weep at the length of his legs.
And then there are fingers which, yes, I am a lesbian. I know perfectly well what hands and fingers are capable of, and I look at those hands and just...unngh.
Lets look at those hands some more, shall we? I just...the length and the girth and how strong they must be...
Also, he is a giant. For some reason, this picture really makes me realize how huge he really is. His shoulders are wider than the window! And that neck makes me want to just lick the screen.
But he's a sensitive giant. He can gaze wistfully off into the distance and look thoughtful and bookish while still completely towering over the man of tall-to-average height in the background.
I think they made this plane set special for Jared so he could walk up and down the aisles without having to bend at the waist. I can't stand up straight in a plane and I'm only 5'8". Also, look how he manages to appear simultaneously giant and childlike. I can't decide if I want to nurture him or fuck him.
Also, he plays the piano. Look at that finger placement. He's not pretending, he's playing, and that's seriously, seriously hot. It looks like he might just be playing chords, but still. He took piano lessons, which I heart. Also, his mouth in this picture makes me want to suck on it.
Speaking of pretty, soft mouths, look at this. Look at his lower lip. Look at his earlobe. I can't explain it, but he needs lot of tender bites.
Then he goes from pretty to protective and fierce, and despite the fact that I've never wanted children, I'm not going to lie; there's some primordial whisper in me going, "Mate with him, make strong, healthy babies!"
Um. My panties just exploded.
Protective and fierce!
Sensitive and wounded!
Nurture him!
Fuck him!
Nurture him and then fuck him!
It's enough to make a girl seriously confused, especially if she doesn't usually like boys In That Way. Thank goodness I'm not big on labels and can just like what and who I like.
Also, this is not, like, an official picspam. I don't know how to cap pictures, and even if I did I'd be too lazy to do it. I would credit the people who did all the hard work, but I do thinks like change names of images when I download them and rarely make note of what picture came from where. The red carpet photo of Jared and Sandy came from Sandra-McCoy.com, but other than that, I have no idea who capped and/or cropped these. If it was you, please let me know so I can either credit you, if you're down with that, or remove the pic if you don't want your work to be shared.