Hi. I'm alive, I've just been remodeling. If you're thinking about remodeling your house all at once, don't do it. Trust me. It sucks you in to an evil vortex from which you'll never escape.
More to the point of this post, my alter-ego has been writing stories for
smut_bingo and a couple of them are Sam/Jess.
Little Girl from Cherry Lane, How Did You Get So Bold?, which is about Jess with a strap-on, and
Brighten my Northern Sky, which is about Sam visiting Jess' family on her birthday. Both are NC-17 and het. Yeah. It's weird, but there you go.