Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week! Be sure to tip your waitress.
I'm kind of disappointed that it's not actually malaria. Not because I want Brendon to have malaria, just because I've got so many malaria jokes that I can't make anymore. These are all useless, now!
--I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck, and also? Malaria.
--Ever since we met, I only shoot up with your quinine.
--The only difference between martyrdom and malaria is health coverage.
--Haven't you heard that I'm the new malaria? I've never looked better and you can't stand it.
--When everybody gets there, everybody gets their way. And also, malaria.
--Hey stranger, I want you to catch me like malaria.
--I've been to Tokyo and South Africa, so many places where you might get malaria!
--I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck, and also? Malaria.
--Ever since we met, I only shoot up with your quinine.
--The only difference between martyrdom and malaria is health coverage.
--Haven't you heard that I'm the new malaria? I've never looked better and you can't stand it.
--When everybody gets there, everybody gets their way. And also, malaria.
--Hey stranger, I want you to catch me like malaria.
--I've been to Tokyo and South Africa, so many places where you might get malaria!