My knees actually creaked this morning when I got up
Sometimes I wonder why I never go home for the holidays. Then the holidays roll around and I watch everyone else's family implode, and I remember.
I got to witness the wrath of Princess Bananas' stepmother from a distance tonight. She directed a little bit of it at me, but whatever. I can't take her that seriously when she's trying to be an angry mom because she's younger than I am (by, like, six months).
That's not as freakish as it sounds. I'm ten years older than Bananas, and her dad is ten years older than me, so he's not married to a child or anything, just a woman who happens to be about ten years younger than he is.
Also, Bananas' dad looks like Jon Walker. I told her that tonight, and her eyes got huge and she said, "My dad looks like an unwashed hipster douchebag?" All I could do was shrug and say, "Actually? Kind of, yeah."
She has the death plague (ear infection, lung infection, sinus infection, and strep throat) so she can't really do anything while she's in town, and I'm at work all the time anyway, so tonight was our one night to hang out. I made her laugh so hard she nearly choked to death on her own phlegm. It was awesome.
I got to witness the wrath of Princess Bananas' stepmother from a distance tonight. She directed a little bit of it at me, but whatever. I can't take her that seriously when she's trying to be an angry mom because she's younger than I am (by, like, six months).
That's not as freakish as it sounds. I'm ten years older than Bananas, and her dad is ten years older than me, so he's not married to a child or anything, just a woman who happens to be about ten years younger than he is.
Also, Bananas' dad looks like Jon Walker. I told her that tonight, and her eyes got huge and she said, "My dad looks like an unwashed hipster douchebag?" All I could do was shrug and say, "Actually? Kind of, yeah."
She has the death plague (ear infection, lung infection, sinus infection, and strep throat) so she can't really do anything while she's in town, and I'm at work all the time anyway, so tonight was our one night to hang out. I made her laugh so hard she nearly choked to death on her own phlegm. It was awesome.