This title has nothing to do with the entry: For the love of God, don't see Cars. Bad movie.
Every night on my way home from work, I pass by this stop sign at Escondido and El Verano that seems to exist only to get in my way. Seeing as I have never seen another car there, I am always tempted to just drive right past it. I'm convinced that the odds of a cop catching me at this are equal to, or maybe even slightly worse than, winning the lottery. Hell, I'd be excited if I got caught, it would finally give that sign some purpose.
Anyway, that whole train of thought is completely frivolous because I still haven't run through it. As I said earlier, I'm quite tempted to do so, but every time I get to it, it's like some irresistable force compells me to stop. Who knows what could happen if I decided to defy the very laws our society, no, our whole existence is built on? The very fabric of time and space could be ripped apart, and Satan himself would hop out of Hell and invite himself over for lunch, and completely overstay his welcome.
Tomorrow morning, when you wake up and gravity is still working properly, along with all of the other laws of physics that we've come to know and love, yeah, that was me.
You're welcome.
Of course, there's always the other alternative, I could disobey the sign and absolutely nothing would happen. If you think about it though, isn't that the scariest thought of all?
On a completely unrelated note, I was at the mall last night, and I saw a girl who I just can't get out of my head. While she was otherwise completely unremarkable, she had red hair. Now, when I say red hair, I don't mean red hair. I mean red hair.
If only I had seen her three days ago, we would've had so much to talk about.
Anyway, that whole train of thought is completely frivolous because I still haven't run through it. As I said earlier, I'm quite tempted to do so, but every time I get to it, it's like some irresistable force compells me to stop. Who knows what could happen if I decided to defy the very laws our society, no, our whole existence is built on? The very fabric of time and space could be ripped apart, and Satan himself would hop out of Hell and invite himself over for lunch, and completely overstay his welcome.
Tomorrow morning, when you wake up and gravity is still working properly, along with all of the other laws of physics that we've come to know and love, yeah, that was me.
You're welcome.
Of course, there's always the other alternative, I could disobey the sign and absolutely nothing would happen. If you think about it though, isn't that the scariest thought of all?
On a completely unrelated note, I was at the mall last night, and I saw a girl who I just can't get out of my head. While she was otherwise completely unremarkable, she had red hair. Now, when I say red hair, I don't mean red hair. I mean red hair.
If only I had seen her three days ago, we would've had so much to talk about.
