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[snazzy_mcgee]

dearest sarah -
we do not know each other well,
but what i do know about you
i love to pieces. you are wonderful.
today is the anniversary of you
coming out of your mother's vagina.
happy wednesday, and happy birthday.
if i had your phone number, i would
totally sing you my sexy happy birthday song.
alas, a livejournal post is the best i can do.
-denise