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so... cory theorized that oprah is really lavarr burton in drag... to which i said no way... but then he said, "really!?!?!? tell me... WHERE IS LAVARR BURTON???" i could not answer... he said, "her husband lives in a separate house and she live with another woman!!! she's a lesbian" to which i said, "no, that totally backs up your theory that she is lavarr burton in drag!!! lavarr bones the woman that lives with him!!! and has the husband on the side to throw the public off" but i threw in the kicker... that makes our theory infallible... that oprah winfrey in lavarr burton in drag...
...lavarr had reading rainbow, the book club for kids...
...oprah has the O, her book club for adults...
...lavarr had reading rainbow, the book club for kids...
...oprah has the O, her book club for adults...