9. [Event]

[snazzy_cadaver]

*Zombie took a look at the turkey delivered and found himself covered in spiders. Good thing he's not human!*

Did anyone else's turkey come stuffed with spiders or is it just mine?

*Anyone living at Zombie's house will find him completely covered in spiders in the kitchen.*

Comments

[vassalation]

Ours was full of blood.

[snazzy_cadaver]

{At least that wasn't dangerous. It certainly wasn't normal, though.}

How weird.

[vassalation]

Weird is an understatement.

[snazzy_cadaver]

You'd think everyone would be used to the town doing this by now.

[vassalation]

Yeah, but it's still fuckin' weird though.

Plus that idiot, failure of vampire is droned again.

[snazzy_cadaver]

{Now which vampire was he talking about?}

Mr. Achenleck is droned again?