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Sleep is hard to attain, much like eternal happiness and lottery winnings. Feline anti-displac-ia is a bitch when they're in heat. Never shutting up, screaming all day and night, demanding forever to be sexed up by inanimate objects, it's a growing trend among certain domestic cat varieties. But now there is a solution! Acid Bath! The new product from Eric's Sleepdeprived Imagination Inc. will solve all of your annoying pet needs! Try it today!