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May 27, 2005 18:02

SHERRI GOT ME NINE INCH NAILS TICKETS FOR MY BURFDAY!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I also came home with a turtle yesterday. His name is anothony. I couldn't very well just leave it in the classroom to die slowly of starvation staring off into oblivion at the ABC's for two months. I felt really bad though. I left him in the car while i ate with some friends from work in a one last hurrah. He's a desert turtle so he's supposed to be used to living in high temperatures so i didn't really think anything would go wrong. ME and my friends were actually joking around saying that when i get back to my car he's going to be a little melted turtle puddle and he will haunt my car for all time.Wheremy air conditioner will mysteriously never work again in a sick twisted revenge plot. Well when i did return to my car I started to panic because he was foaming at the mouth. It's a desert turtle but still 110 would still singe Satans butt hairs.. So i rushed to he nearest convenient store got the most expensive bottle water out of guilt and poured it all over him right there in my back leather seats because there a hole at the bottom of the tank.. It was an agonizing 30 min drive home. I just kept looking over my shoulder screaming "hang in there anthony!!..don't go into the light!!" spraying him over and over with the water, drenching my car. He is completely fine now. But i will forever baby him now, Sometimes when i know sherris not looking i'll put him in the bath tub for a bit . He likes to let the water drop on his head. And i always let him roam free on the balcony. I feel bad if i put him in his tank. I think he starting to like me. He's always waiting by the balcony door. I want to look for some ninja turtle bad aids and put some on his shell. I think he would look quite dashing as Donitelo. Well i'm off to go get drunk in the pool. Adios.
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