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HAHAHHAHA! If i could watch Letterman again, I'd sell my left nut... If i had a left nut. But i dont, so i cant watch the show again. Whoever saw that, it was priceless. That must of HURT! Knoxville, You ARE my HERO darlin. My HERO.
Had an issue at ZELLERS today.... Went to kick Melinda, (hit her) but pushed back too far and fell backwards onto the shelves.... Yes. I fell onto the shelves, heard a rack type deal (not a wide shelf rack deal, one of those meatly prongs that stick out) CRACK as i fell. It was intense. Melinda almost peed herself laughing, she was laughing so hard. I'm a genious. Well.. when you are board (and i usually get REALLY bored when shopping for homeware) I get creative. And so i start to kick or whatever, (as this incident showed us), and i fell, it felt like slow motion, it was hilarious good times. I really do get myself into trouble/mischeif when I'm not even trying to.
Me = WINNER!
thumbs up everyone!
...jackass