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friday
I went to davidson and didn't call liz. I went with Jake. We met up with this dude named jake, this dude that loves wrastlin, another dude, this englihs woman named elsa, caitlin, martha, and james spencer. it was cool cuz I flipped on the dude working at ben and jerries cuz I asked him if he has dip again and he said no, and I came back an hour later and asked again. and he said no. so I said how fucking long does it take to get your act together and he laughed hard. yea, and so did his emplyee. and I said I was hungry as hell. then they got offended so I said hungry as jesus. and then they got offended so I was going 2 say hungry as a jew in a concentration camp but thats just wrong so I didnt. it was fun. I tackled jake and he spat at me and hit me in the face so I beat him severely.
saturday
hanged out with jake, went 2 the movies with a bunch of ppl including jake and his sister, and her boyfriend, and her boyfriend friend who some of which are my frtiends. met a lot of ppl there that we knew, etc etc. saw the weather movie, it was kickass. I cried at the end I am now a fucking pussy, gg.
sunday
went to a cookout that dom and kathryn ran. park closed an hour later so we went 2 the paty (target) and it was fking awesome. and I wrestled kathryn on the trampoline and cooter chopped her 15 times and she only got my genitalia once. I fking rule. and now it looks like I have devil horns growing in frromm trampoline rug burn. itys fking awesome. someone told me I offically became a man on sunday and someone said welcome to highschool.
YAY
nofatties
yay
I went to davidson and didn't call liz. I went with Jake. We met up with this dude named jake, this dude that loves wrastlin, another dude, this englihs woman named elsa, caitlin, martha, and james spencer. it was cool cuz I flipped on the dude working at ben and jerries cuz I asked him if he has dip again and he said no, and I came back an hour later and asked again. and he said no. so I said how fucking long does it take to get your act together and he laughed hard. yea, and so did his emplyee. and I said I was hungry as hell. then they got offended so I said hungry as jesus. and then they got offended so I was going 2 say hungry as a jew in a concentration camp but thats just wrong so I didnt. it was fun. I tackled jake and he spat at me and hit me in the face so I beat him severely.
saturday
hanged out with jake, went 2 the movies with a bunch of ppl including jake and his sister, and her boyfriend, and her boyfriend friend who some of which are my frtiends. met a lot of ppl there that we knew, etc etc. saw the weather movie, it was kickass. I cried at the end I am now a fucking pussy, gg.
sunday
went to a cookout that dom and kathryn ran. park closed an hour later so we went 2 the paty (target) and it was fking awesome. and I wrestled kathryn on the trampoline and cooter chopped her 15 times and she only got my genitalia once. I fking rule. and now it looks like I have devil horns growing in frromm trampoline rug burn. itys fking awesome. someone told me I offically became a man on sunday and someone said welcome to highschool.
YAY
nofatties
yay