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Well well well kiddies, it's been a while since I have got on here and went crazy on the world. There is just so much crazy odd shit in the world and life that I don't know where to begin. First of all I am sitting in an old blue chair (Kenny Chesney pun) here at work and can't help but think that I have to share this chair four days a week with an amish like woman who has one the nastest smelling vaginas I have ever smelled. It's like I put my face down there and go mmmmmm that smells purty; but I have gone into the bathroom after her before and I have to hold my breathe, turn the fan on if I remember to, or hold my breathe for a short bit. But anyways that is just some shit that happened to pop into my head when I decided to jump on this thing and let some shit loose. So I see that the facebook craze is going to take over the world and destroy mankind someday. Who would have thought that you could find somebody that you never really talked to in high school or in life but you find there name on this facebook thing and its like you were always friends and you have never stopped talking to each other. This has not happened to me but I guarentee that this has happened to somebody already or will happen sometime soon. I'm not saying that this is bad but there must have been some reason why you didn't assoctiate or conversate with this person in the past so why would you now. The answer to that question is simple, we have matured and started seeing past outer apperance or you were just an asshole in the past...either way at least we made a new friend in life. Who knows this person might be able to help you out sometime down the road or he/she may just find out where you are and come kill you...you never know, crazy shit happens in life. But on a positive note the Megan and I are engaged and going to get married in the beautiful ceremony of marriage and be together forever. To me this is a pretty awesome thing that I couldn't not wait to do in life. But there are a lot of crazy things popping up here and there so instead of getting married in December as orignally planned we are going to get married sometime in May. Don't really know a date as of yet but at least I will be gradueataddadad by then. Some more good news is that we are going for an ultra sound on the 7th of October which is pretty awesome. But on a sour note; my fucked up deadbeat sister has managed to fuck up another marriage by being dishonest and uncooperative. But eh...what can you do with somebody who is the DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So who else is addicted to doing crossword puzzles for hours on end. I am very unproductive at work lately because I come in and the first thing I do is go to my mailbox to check the mail then grab the crossword book and get started. The sad thing is that I finished my crossword book so now I have to actually do work work for the rest of the night. Well...not really because I could put in a movie and take a little nap. I love taking naps at work because there is nobody around and absolutely nothing to do for most of my shift. A few days out of the rotation I will have work to due but I got that shit done yesterday so...eh. So I watched this really great movie last night called "For Love of The Game" that stars Kevin Costner and that Kelly Preston chick who is married to John Travolta. I read way too much of People magazine to be knowing who is married to who. But anyways it isn't the first time that I have seen that movie but man it is one great movie. It combines baseball and crazy relationshipness all in one movie. I strongly recommend this movie even if you don't like baseball you will be glad that you watched it. I also watched my Jim Breuer comedy movie for like the twenty time since I bought the movie last night. He absolutely cracks my shit up (a thank you rachel)to the point that it hurts to laugh. I also watched me some George Carlin who is also on funny motherfucker. I like watching/listening to him because he hits on some of the stupid shit that the government and people do that nobody else really touches on. But I have watched all my movies too many times to where they are getting boring so I have to go buy some new ones for the trip to baltimore. It's going to be an awesome trip but the shitty part is that I'm gonna be away from Megan and this really sucks because we really don't get to see each other very much as it is. But the good thing is that we manage to make the best out of the time that we do spend together.
So lets talk about sex. Naw....just playing. I won't be like Erin (wink)and start telling you people things you might not want to hear. I'm just messing with ya Erin...your my cool cat, ebay selling, bar tending/food serving, workaholic woman. Well people...I my brain is starting to shut down so I don't really have much to say anymore. Talk to muff divers later and I'm done.
So who else is addicted to doing crossword puzzles for hours on end. I am very unproductive at work lately because I come in and the first thing I do is go to my mailbox to check the mail then grab the crossword book and get started. The sad thing is that I finished my crossword book so now I have to actually do work work for the rest of the night. Well...not really because I could put in a movie and take a little nap. I love taking naps at work because there is nobody around and absolutely nothing to do for most of my shift. A few days out of the rotation I will have work to due but I got that shit done yesterday so...eh. So I watched this really great movie last night called "For Love of The Game" that stars Kevin Costner and that Kelly Preston chick who is married to John Travolta. I read way too much of People magazine to be knowing who is married to who. But anyways it isn't the first time that I have seen that movie but man it is one great movie. It combines baseball and crazy relationshipness all in one movie. I strongly recommend this movie even if you don't like baseball you will be glad that you watched it. I also watched my Jim Breuer comedy movie for like the twenty time since I bought the movie last night. He absolutely cracks my shit up (a thank you rachel)to the point that it hurts to laugh. I also watched me some George Carlin who is also on funny motherfucker. I like watching/listening to him because he hits on some of the stupid shit that the government and people do that nobody else really touches on. But I have watched all my movies too many times to where they are getting boring so I have to go buy some new ones for the trip to baltimore. It's going to be an awesome trip but the shitty part is that I'm gonna be away from Megan and this really sucks because we really don't get to see each other very much as it is. But the good thing is that we manage to make the best out of the time that we do spend together.
So lets talk about sex. Naw....just playing. I won't be like Erin (wink)and start telling you people things you might not want to hear. I'm just messing with ya Erin...your my cool cat, ebay selling, bar tending/food serving, workaholic woman. Well people...I my brain is starting to shut down so I don't really have much to say anymore. Talk to muff divers later and I'm done.