I am asking this question seriously. I don't know the answer.
Do people ever use little plastic massager things for their stated purpose? Does it actually help a stiff neck to hold a vibrator to it?
I've always just assumed that phrases like "relaxes tense muscles" were just code - WalMart requiring that the packaging refer to the vibrator's true use euphemistically. But sometimes people review them online talking about using them for a stiff neck. And while these people might all be speaking in code, the International Feminist Conspiracy honestly isn't usually quite that together. (And we really do need to raise the bar a little, guys.)
I was pretty much raised by the internet, by the way.
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I've always just assumed that phrases like "relaxes tense muscles" were just code - WalMart requiring that the packaging refer to the vibrator's true use euphemistically. But sometimes people review them online talking about using them for a stiff neck. And while these people might all be speaking in code, the International Feminist Conspiracy honestly isn't usually quite that together. (And we really do need to raise the bar a little, guys.)
I was pretty much raised by the internet, by the way.
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