The Marine and the Insurgent
A US Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in a similar
but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what
had happened.
The Marine reported, 'I was heavily armed and
moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily
armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the
ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a
miserable, low life scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled
back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing left wing liberal
drunk who doesn't know how to drive.
So I said that Osama Bin
Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does
Hillary Clinton!
And, there we were, in the middle of the road,
shaking hands, when a truck hit us!
